grannyfucker: (when i walk in the spot)
Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) ([personal profile] grannyfucker) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth 2014-03-11 02:00 am (UTC)

[You wanna say that to my face outside of these test brackets? You wanna go? Put that British passiveness away and pull out your angry American fisticuffs, before I brand your cheek with the fifty stars engraved into these patriotic brass knuckles o' mine and punch the u's straight outta yer filthy words (or would you prefer to call them WOURDS???).

I'll fuck you up ten ways to Tuesday, by the time I'm through with you you'll be even more confused about who you are and what you're supposed to be doing than WH Smith, the so-called bookstore.

Jovan doesn't know what he was expecting but this is not it. He stares at the eyebeam with a mix of confusion and terror. He kind of wants to flail, but it's not like this is hurting. Besides, even if he wanted to, he couldn't move under all this rock.

When it subsides, he tries lifting his arm as a test. Instead, he screams in pain.]


AAAAGH--nope! Doesn't look like it worked.

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