[ A million bulldogs appear out of thin air and Britain Lisa into a pulp. Britain is now a verb. Louise cackles and sips ACTUAL PROPER TEA with her pinky raised and delicately ignores that whole thing about supermarkets because LOL WALMART. And do you know what TESCO stands for, Lisa?
It stands for high-quality merchandise at low, low prices.
Octavia suddenly has a craving for crumpets and Sainsbury's choux buns. She ignores it in favour of considering her Jesus powers. Maybe that's what her weird eye lasers do? Heal people? ]
Okay. Okay! Here I go.
[ And a beam of white light shoots out of her left eye, hitting Jovan's arm. Nothing actually seems to happen.
Probably because Octavia's eye laser thing doesn't heal people. Or hurt people. It just drains their supply of luck and adds it to her own - and considering Jovan's current state it probably won't even have any effect at all. ]
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It stands for high-quality merchandise at low, low prices.
Octavia suddenly has a craving for crumpets and Sainsbury's choux buns. She ignores it in favour of considering her Jesus powers. Maybe that's what her weird eye lasers do? Heal people? ]
Okay. Okay! Here I go.
[ And a beam of white light shoots out of her left eye, hitting Jovan's arm. Nothing actually seems to happen.
Probably because Octavia's eye laser thing doesn't heal people. Or hurt people. It just drains their supply of luck and adds it to her own - and considering Jovan's current state it probably won't even have any effect at all. ]