[Look, you filthy Nando's-stuffed Cadbury pansy. Don't fucking talk to me about kentucky fried anything when you've got Texa Fried Bullshit lurking in the depths of your own borders. I'll unleash holy democratic retribution on your sorry fanny, and when I say fanny I mean your BUTT. I'll dump all our American iced tea in the English Channel and then fill thousands of plastic liter bottles with it and sell them all at Tesco, where everyone knows there is no quality control whatsoever.
Just you watch, buddy. We conquered your tea once, we can do it again. CA-CAW, MOTHERFUCKER.
In the meantime, Jovan just sighs.]
Alright, fine. It's not like it can get much worse.
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Just you watch, buddy. We conquered your tea once, we can do it again. CA-CAW, MOTHERFUCKER.
In the meantime, Jovan just sighs.]
Alright, fine. It's not like it can get much worse.