[ No dude for real don't even worry about it, you go ahead and do tens of thousands of dollars in property damage, there are plenty of other cities in the world so no one will be too upset if one of them just straight up falls over right?
In any case, 15-20 minutes later he's back and ready to... shit, what is he going to do? He had a glimpse of the big endboss snake on his way back and immediately came to the conclusion there was pretty much 100% chance of death there, so trying to help Alan find all his lost marbles is the next best thing he can come up with.
He's never used the 3DMG to do anything but mess around practicing, but he's got a weird, instinctual feeling that he can do this. It's made more difficult by the fact that many of the surrounding buildings are no longer structurally sound, but as soon as Alan happens to pass by one without utterly destroying it, he springs up into action. From the side of the building he aims and fires at Alan, anchoring himself in his back. Propelling forward, he aims to land on his head, but ends up cutting it too low and thus finds himself on the back of his neck. He has another odd instinct that this is the exact spot where he's supposed to be, but he's not trying to kill Alan. So he grabs on to Alan's hair and holds on for dear life, realizing far too late he may have possibly overestimated his newly-acquired skill.
In other words, there is a small person in Alan's hair trying not to die. Don't worry, he totally meant to do that. ]
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In any case, 15-20 minutes later he's back and ready to... shit, what is he going to do? He had a glimpse of the big endboss snake on his way back and immediately came to the conclusion there was pretty much 100% chance of death there, so trying to help Alan find all his lost marbles is the next best thing he can come up with.
He's never used the 3DMG to do anything but mess around practicing, but he's got a weird, instinctual feeling that he can do this. It's made more difficult by the fact that many of the surrounding buildings are no longer structurally sound, but as soon as Alan happens to pass by one without utterly destroying it, he springs up into action. From the side of the building he aims and fires at Alan, anchoring himself in his back. Propelling forward, he aims to land on his head, but ends up cutting it too low and thus finds himself on the back of his neck. He has another odd instinct that this is the exact spot where he's supposed to be, but he's not trying to kill Alan. So he grabs on to Alan's hair and holds on for dear life, realizing far too late he may have possibly overestimated his newly-acquired skill.
In other words, there is a small person in Alan's hair trying not to die. Don't worry, he totally meant to do that. ]