So Russel wasn’t going to pass out. Whew. Emil could go on and be an asshole without feeling guilty.

“Yeah, it means you can’t go to the beach anymore and have to be really careful looking at ads and stuff. Also parties are gonna get complicated.” And he probably wasn’t going to get any from girls his entire life, but that Emil kept for himself. “You should really be thanking me for helping you figuring the reason out, you know.”