“Relax man, don’t get your panties in a twist,” Emil said, enjoying how easy it was to get this guy riled up. But if he really didn’t get punched in the face by a girl…
Ah. Of course! Really, Emil shouldn’t have jumped to conclusions.
“Oh I see. You got punched in the face by a guy,” he nodded. That’s why there was much blood, only a guy could’ve done that damage. A strong guy. “Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed. Overtaken by the romantic atmosphere of this day, you spontaneously confessed to one of your teammates in the locker room. Unfortunately, he freaked out and punched you. That’s why you ran all the way here to wash the blood off.”
He gave Russel a grin, proud of his brilliant deduction. “Don’t worry, there’s still hope. Maybe he punched you because he’s confused and can’t deal with his feelings. Maybe he’ll come around once he cools down!”
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Ah. Of course! Really, Emil shouldn’t have jumped to conclusions.
“Oh I see. You got punched in the face by a guy,” he nodded. That’s why there was much blood, only a guy could’ve done that damage. A strong guy. “Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed. Overtaken by the romantic atmosphere of this day, you spontaneously confessed to one of your teammates in the locker room. Unfortunately, he freaked out and punched you. That’s why you ran all the way here to wash the blood off.”
He gave Russel a grin, proud of his brilliant deduction. “Don’t worry, there’s still hope. Maybe he punched you because he’s confused and can’t deal with his feelings. Maybe he’ll come around once he cools down!”