[ Gotta admire the kid's dedication, however misplaced it is. Time to switch it up. ]

Well, see, when we kiss-- it's pretty magical, you know? I've memorized the taste of Bertl's lips by now, and they're sweet and salty, like nothing else. I love kissing him, because when we're together like that, I feel safe. Like nothing can get between us. But after we kiss... or well, sometimes during. I mean, just because we start having sex doesn't mean we stop kissing.

[ Jamie abort abort abort it only gets worse... ]