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[Hello, this is Fay, and he's not looking very happy about life right now.]

Okay y'all, I ain't the only one who's a little freaked out by what kind of person they're getting memories from, right? I mean, all of mine don't really fit together at all, but some are more than a little fucked up.

Firstly, I want to taste someone's blood. Like, badly. And no, I ain't got any freaky fetishes for that or anything, because ew.

I've also got a memory of everything around me being torn apart by some black... stuff coming out of me? Snaking stuff, like ribbons of tar or something. Ain't got a clue what that's all about, but I don't like it.

[He takes a deep breath, plunging on.]

Thirdly, I just saw a cockroach in my kitchen - ain't nothing weird about that, in this flat - but instead of just grabbing something and going to squash it? I picked up a freaking tube of mayonnaise and threw it, alright? Cut the little fucker right in two, and the tube's still stuck in the floor.

[No, really. He pans the mirror so that the audience can see a tube of mayonnaise stuck in what is now a crack in the floor. He turns it back on himself, and he's really looking kind of pale.]

And finally, ever since replying to that forum... I can't stop thinking about bringing back the dead. Creepy, right? But I can't stop feeling like it's the most important thing ever, and if that ain't fucked seven ways from Sunday, I don't know what.

So between that creepy web forum talking about invasions and calling us "humans" like some hammy sci-fi flick, and getting all these memories and stuff from someone I'd really not wanna meet, I'm starting to feel like the body-snatchers are taking me, y'know?

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... How the hell did that even happen? [Yeah, he means the mayonnaise tube.]

[At least he figures that much.] Ain't got the faintest clue. I just sort of... made it spin in the air and somehow threw hard enough for it to do that? And I hit the damn thing, that's the weirdest part.

That's got to be pretty much the weirdest ability I've seen anybody get so far.

[Frost powers? Super senses? Summoning a giant ghostly creature? For some reason, those all seem to make more sense. Because what kind of power lets you cut a cockroach in half with a mayonnaise tube?]

Edited 2013-05-11 07:11 (UTC)

It's pretty hinky, huh? Wait, I should...

[There is a moment of silence, and when he replies he sounds a bit thoughtful.]

Okay, just tried that shit with a bread knife. In hindsight, I shouldn't've thrown it at my lamp. I kinda need a new lamp now.

[... What.]

You couldn't figure out that trying that again by throwing something at your lamp was a bad idea before you did it? [Why are adults such morons?]

...oh, wow. Um. Can you do that with things that aren't mayonnaise?

We~ell, I really didn't think I was going to hit. My daddy used to say I throw like a girl, and- and this is going to take some getting used to. Wow.

[He is not really that chagrined about the lamp, though. He hasn't changed the light bulb in two years.]

After splitting a cockroach in two, you didn't think you could hit a lamp. [Excuse him; he's trying to logic this out and it's not working.]

[He's experimenting a bit still. He flings a spatula off-screen and there is a clatter as he knocks a mug off the TV.]

Seems like it. I ain't doing the knife thing again, but that might actually be useful.

Well, I wasn't sure that it wasn't just a fluke. It could be a freak accident, that kinda thing? Not likely, but... there you are. I'm glad I didn't do this at Youou's place, his crap's actually expensive.

Going to wreck anything else on purpose, or are you done now?

That sounded like a good shot!

[Golf claps.]

...it does make me wonder, though. What the ratios are...useful to useless, normal stuff to creepy.

Well, I was planning to play with it a bit more, but I think I'll stick to less dangerous implements. And now that I ain't acting all on instinct anymore, I don't think I'll throw so hard.

... Right. [He has no idea what to say to that, really.]

Mmm. [He looks a bit pensive and worried again.] Some things I've gotten are more useless than a screen door in a submarine, but I don't mind that much. But being all kinds of necromancy-inclined all of a sudden, and the blood thing... [He shudders, shaking his head.]

...Bringing back the dead, huh.

[Good job, Fay, now you've got him thinking about it. Not that he thinks it should be done, necessarily--messing with the natural order of things like that could ever end well--but...

Well. Death has been the enemy to Kotetsu for so long, it's hard for the thought not to be tempting.]

Edited 2013-05-11 08:15 (UTC)

Anyway, I ain't very likely to hurt myself throwing stuff, and I don't care much for this place. [Cockroaches and all.]

Yes. [He makes a frustrated little noise, pulling at his hair.] I mean, I guess I can understand why someone'd want that, if they'd lost someone they care about, you know? I guess that's the thing you'd want more than anything. But apart from Granny - and I didn't really know her much - there's no one. The- The only dead person I've ever seen was... well, that boy.

So you're a vampire ninja or about the bring on the zombie apocalypse.

Could be worse.

Or both, I guess, yeah. But I kinda would prefer to be neither. I'm pretty sure the dead are supposed to stay that way, really.

[Yeah, he still doesn't understand deliberately messing up your home. Go figure.]

Anyway, I don't think I have enough context to decide if I should be freaked out by these "memories" or not.

[There's not necessarily anything sinister-sounding about what he's gotten so far, after all.]

[ Sorry Fay, how awesome and spectacular your mayonnaise fighting skills are Youou is still a bit too hung up on the blood drinking part to fully appreciate it. ]

...You want to drink people's blood?

[HFDKJSHGFJKDLGHDFJKL mental flail oh god what do...]

Well, not- not people as such. Just one person's blood, really. And not so much drink as just... at least taste it?

[If you saw his apartment you would understand. And probably want to take a flame-thrower to it.]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, not all of them are weird. Some are good, and some are just plain weird. It's just... obsessing over drinking blood gets to you after a while, take it from me.

[ Is it weird to feel potentially jealous about the possibility of Fay drinking someone else's blood. Either way, Youou is not quite sure what to do with it, and he really hopes that none if it can be heard in his voice. ]

Whose? I mean... hell, I don't even know what I mean.

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