[It really is too bad. Not that Nick'd agree, of course.]

I can't help it, they write themselves. But they're done with affection.

Yeah, like a cat, but no, I don't think I smell all that much like one, and as far as I know, there's nothing else. Honestly, I'm not exactly sure how the hell that works - but they assured me it did, that the alien's technology was way more advanced than anything we have.