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[fridayisyellow]

christmas fucking sucks so if anyone wants a stupid ugly bracelet thats totally worthless it's yours.

[ooc: the bracelet looks something like this]

i have to say something i guess. it turns out that aria is not an evil seductress. my evidence was misleading.

that's it okay?

also we should totally kidnap and ransom the alien. film it and prove the police are dicks. thats what smart people would do.

Comments

[mood2wiingiing]

are you sure you arent just wanting two kidnap it for yourself?

handwritten; old lady style

[pokebonnet]

But that's such a darling bracelet!

[fridayisyellow]

i do want to but there's also a good reason for it! don't be stupid Soren.

Re: handwritten; old lady style

[fridayisyellow]

if you like it then you can have it. i don't need it anymore.

[mood2wiingiing]

im just saying you obviously have ulterior motives here.
not that kidnapping it is necessarily a bad idea.

[fridayisyellow]

every action by humans always has ulterior motives. in this case, the ulterior motives are just backed by sound reasoning.

[mood2wiingiing]

i think its more like the sound reasoning is an excuse for the ulterior motives.

Re: handwritten; old lady style

[pokebonnet]

Really? Are you sure?

[fridayisyellow]

you know what if you don't have anything useful to add to this conversation you can just can it!

[mood2wiingiing]

im just teasing and you know it.

Re: handwritten; old lady style

[fridayisyellow]

yeah. i dunno if you're into it but the stones are supposed to be like good for your health too

[fridayisyellow]

so what am i obligated to like my brothers teasing now?

[mood2wiingiing]

didnt you know that?

[fridayisyellow]

oh shut up.

[mood2wiingiing]

nope, make me.

[fridayisyellow]

is that a challenge?

[mood2wiingiing]

if you want it two be

[fridayisyellow]

im going to come flick your horns until they fall off.

[mood2wiingiing]

im pretty sure theyre stuck two me.

[fridayisyellow]

so unfair! when am i going to get some kind of cool deformity.

[mood2wiingiing]

you probably will eventually just wait for it.

[fridayisyellow]

i don't want to wait for it. i want it now.

[mood2wiingiing]

sorry.
you have two wait anyway.

Re: handwritten; old lady style

[pokebonnet]

Thank you!

Do you want me to give you my address so you can mail it to me? Oh! Or if you go to school and ride the bus maybe you can give it to my grandson Artie. But I guess you'd know him as Mr Curry.

[fridayisyellow]

what if i start typing weird too. i mean two. two two two.