You don't know about Wise Snake? Jesus, people who update the FAQ need to stop forgetting everything. God.

Okay so. The earthquake a while back? Caused by somebody poking this big pink rock underground. Which might have something to do with some old deity called Wise Snake! The guy who built the snake statues said so. The cops and Thuder Corp are both after something called, uh. Target One? And we're like eighty-eight percent sure that's the rock and the rock is Wise Snake. And if just poking it makes an earthquake happen then the bad guys getting it will be super catastrophic! Right?