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savetheearth2014-01-04 10:32 pm
two_stones) wrote in savetheearth2014-01-04 10:32 pm
Backdated to late evening on December 31, Voice
So like.
For all of its obviously problematic elements, wouldn't you think tentacle porn would at least be sex-positive?
[Sara sounds stoned tonight, obviously. Also, you probably shouldn't listen too closely to the background noise OR wonder what motivated this post.]
Like, okay. Say you're a many-limbed alien, and you've come to Earth because you can't get laid on your home planet or whatever. I wouldn't judge you for your weird human chicks fetish, but would it really be that hard to at least find a girl who's into bondage or something? They're not even making an effort here. Nobody is enjoying this.
There has to be a niche market for empowering, consensual, pro-feminist, sex-positive tentacle porn. Why isn't anyone getting in on this?
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
By the way, a friend of my who shall remain nameless would like to know--
[Avery's voice can be heard in the background, saying "Oh my god, no".]
--if anyone on the network has regained any sort of tentacular anatomy, for reasons that will remain unspoken.
[Avery: "I didn't consent to this..."]
We thank you for your cooperation.
For all of its obviously problematic elements, wouldn't you think tentacle porn would at least be sex-positive?
[Sara sounds stoned tonight, obviously. Also, you probably shouldn't listen too closely to the background noise OR wonder what motivated this post.]
Like, okay. Say you're a many-limbed alien, and you've come to Earth because you can't get laid on your home planet or whatever. I wouldn't judge you for your weird human chicks fetish, but would it really be that hard to at least find a girl who's into bondage or something? They're not even making an effort here. Nobody is enjoying this.
There has to be a niche market for empowering, consensual, pro-feminist, sex-positive tentacle porn. Why isn't anyone getting in on this?
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
By the way, a friend of my who shall remain nameless would like to know--
[Avery's voice can be heard in the background, saying "Oh my god, no".]
--if anyone on the network has regained any sort of tentacular anatomy, for reasons that will remain unspoken.
[Avery: "I didn't consent to this..."]
We thank you for your cooperation.