savetheearth | 02 ✭ video/voice; iphone

[Wow, that sure is a pretty normal-looking living room you're seeing, secret numbers club. Light-colored walls, a piano where the light from the windows can fall on it, a couple books stacked on the coffee table... pretty stereotypical and boring. Wow-ee. The view stays here for about a minute, then the camera jerks, like the holder suddenly jumped back quickly.

A heartbeat more, and a humanoid-shaped Heartless is rising up into view. It remains in view for several seconds, then abruptly turns and walks away. It keeps walking even once it's reached the wall, even though it isn't getting anywhere, but finally seems to get the idea, melting back into a dark shadow on the floor that moves around of its own accord.

When Dante speaks, his voice is very, very deadpan. (Although to perceptive listeners, a very faint undertone of surprise might be heard.)]

For what it's worth, I believe you guys now.

[ooc: As an aside, this incarnation of Riku sounds nearly identical to his predecessor! So if your character ever spoke with Riku, it's definitely a real possibility to mistake the two. Feel free to run with it if you'd like.]

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[ ... COULD. YOU. GUYS. NOT. He catches a glimpse of the thing with his face if he was fourteen with spiky hair and was also made completely of darkness, and it's over for him. Skyler has to throw the phone across the room and close his eyes until the echo passes, picking it up only when he stops remembering. ]

FORONEC IN YOUR GOD DMAN LIFVES COULD YOU ALLSOTP SUMMONGING SHIT LIEK THIS

[wait. wait what. what does he even focus on.]

...Riku? [seriously what.] And why the hell does that thing look like kind of like Skyler?

[ THIS CLOWN. JESUS. SKYLER IS IN MAD DISTRESS. ]

SHUT THE FUCJK UP NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ANBOUT YOU PORUCPINES ASS LOOKING COCKQWIPE

What, you want to try and tell me it doesn't look like you?

[[ ooc: turns out the rules did change on me and numbers are tagged onto the entries after all. uou i was being a stupid butt, i'm super sorry ]]

STAY THEFG UCK OUT OF THIS

[ooc: don't worry about it! we'll just call it even. XD]

[HEY GUESS WHO WENT AND FOUND AN OLD YEARBOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND IS SHOWING YOUR PICTURE THROUGH THE FEED. :'D]

IM GONNA FIND YOU YOU SHITTY COCKSUCKIGN ASSWUIPE WHY AER YOU DOIGN HTSI

[nope, no words! a couple minutes later neku has found some elementary school yearbooks--]

THA TDOSNET EVNE HANVE ATNYTHING TO DO WIHT WHAT IM PISSED OFF ABOTU DIPSTHI AERY OU KIDIDGNM E

[ in the third grade both his two front teeth were popped out and he was grinning like a demon during his picture. just sayin. ]

Edited 2013-12-31 00:13 (UTC)

Yeah I know, that was just funny. So what exactly were you pissed about again?

Looks like that crude kid.

[This, of course, is his evaluation of Skyler. They got along very well, very well indeed]

Hard to ignore crap like that when it happens.

Edited (i typed better on no sleep what is this nonsense) 2013-12-31 00:29 (UTC)

What the hell is that? It looks... like a person?

[She might be just a little confused.]

[ no messages for a notable period of time. then: ]

nothing
fuck off

That's helpful.

good im glad

Oh good. That was quick. [Toushirou, quit being a brat.]

[IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S TRYING TO DO THIS, THE LAST THING HE WANTS IS TO HAVE TO BE CONSTANTLY ON GUARD WORRYING THAT THIS THING IS GOING TO STEAL HIS HEART OKAY]

It's not like I asked it to appear! Given what I remember of the Heartless, having it here isn't exactly reassuring.

I DONT CARE WHAT ITS CALLED JSUT MAKEI T GO JESSU FUCIKING CHRHIST

[ for all skyler cares dante purposefully brought it into this dimension just to fuck with him because life and god hates him ]

Skyler?

[Oh. Hold on. Text incomiiiiiingggggg!]

Ah. Never mind.

[He's just. Not gonna respond further as the two of them go back and forth because this is hilarious. Dante's never really known people long enough to have this sort of dirt on them, old pictures and the like, and it's pretty funny to see these two carrying on like that. Finally, after they've settled down:]

So why do people keep calling me Riku? You're not the first.

[He's got no idea why it apparently looks like Skyler. Yet.]

[YOU HAD BETTER CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED JUST WAIT FOR IT also Dante sounds surprisingly calm for all of this. ~~he's totally carrying around a butcher's knife to use against it should it decide it wants his heart ldkfjsdlkfsjdkfsd~~]

I don't know how. I already tried a couple things but nothing's working.

Edited 2013-12-31 03:10 (UTC)

That crude kid?

You're telling me. I woke up this morning with this... thing hovering over me.

[Along with the knowledge that IT WILL STEAL HIS HEART IF HE GIVES IT THE SLIGHTEST OPPORTUNITY. ...even if all it's doing is wandering aimlessly around. It's still extremely dangerous. The most threatening.]

He didn't care for introductions.

[It looks kind of lacking in intellect if you ask him, but weird crap can look stupid and still be legit dangerous...]

Doesn't sound like an ideal way to wake up. Does it do anything other than wander around?

[And creep on the guy, but this clearly needs no restating]

Edited (one letter sure does make a difference) 2013-12-31 03:31 (UTC)

Probably because you sound exactly like a guy named Riku who used to be on here.

[ These are two saviors of an entire multiverse. Let's reflect on this. ALSO TRUTHBOMB COMING HEYOOOOO ]

IF YOURE RIKU YOURE THE OEN WHO PUT IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE DIPSHIT JUST TELL IT TO GO AWAY

It's called a Heartless. Usually they don't take human shapes. This one's different.

[How or why, he doesn't know. But considering that this is the only Heartless he can ever remember looking so human...]

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[text; thanks! and sorry about the confusion uou]

[voice; don't apologize it was my fault. XD]

[voice; :') nah... i should ALSO APOLOGIZE FOR THE NETWORK NUMBER THING FROM EARLIER...]

[video] if this isn't ok tell me and i'll change it. XD

[video] ty, also, WHEEZING OH MY GOD

[video] sorry skyler you've pissed him off HE WILL NOW BE A TOTAL DICK TO YOU

[text] LORD JESUS MERCY

[voice] 8D

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