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savetheearth2013-12-11 11:06 pm
glorifiedtrash) wrote in savetheearth2013-12-11 11:06 pm
Video | Backdated to Friday, December 6th, 11:48PM
Yooooo! Can you see me Network Pals?
[There is a bar. And there is Zelos. There's also Arthur and Richard. And they are all wearing cat ears and in various states of alcoholic euphoria.]
Looks like it's working, good, good! Welcome to the, uh, to the... Zelos Wilder and All His Hunnies 5th Annual Celebration! Hope you like beefcake because my groupies here are bringing it tonight!
[Panning over Richard and Arthur. LADIES YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS and maybe some of you guys, Zelos won't judge.]
WAIT WHAT HONEY? ARE THERE BEES HERE?
Bees?? Do they serve cheerios here I thought it was a bar. Is it a cereal bar?
Whaaat? No, no, a hunny is, you see- you have to be legal, but when you are we can eheheh... [...] Wait we're getting off track here! Let's just get on with the show-- for your viewing pleasure we've got a musical extravaganza tonight! Cuties make sure to dial in with your votes, okay? I'll be waiting ♥!
[The first runner up is good ol Mr. Locke. Red face, glazed over eyes, very out out of place cocky grin: yup, guess who's wasted. Several shot glasses were stacked in a nice little leaning tower right next to him, a nice indicator of just how much he's drank.
It shouldn't be surprising that there's a large amount of swaying as he gets up and walks to the stage (though by some miracle, no falling over takes place during the trip). Once on stage, he pauses. Something's missing here.... Ah, right he needs to pick a song to sing! Uhh... OH, maybe that song she liked!! Yeah, yeah that works!! And thus Richard settles on this, with the song sounding fairly close to that(vocally identical cause haha his VA), if slurred at times.
Applause rings out as it ends and, as Richard walks off stage, a pretty blonde girl walks over to him. He looks utterly confused when she suddenly takes his hand, writes something on it with a pen and then walks off while blowing him a kiss. This magical writing captivates Richard to the point he stares at it, entranced, while walking back to their table (something that lead to him nearly tripping over his own feet. Twice). As soon as he sits, he speaks again in that slurred voice.]
So that girl gave me a 2883672 out of 10. That means I win, right?
OUTRAGEOUS! I WILL RISE TO THE CHALLENGE AND BEAT THAT SCORE!
[Reaching over Zelos slaps Arthur heartily on the back.]
That's the spirit hunnyyy~! [There's some camera jostling as Zelos picks up his drink and uses it to top off Richard's glass.] That ended in 72 right, we'll make a man out of you tonight if your big brother has anything to say about it. Here, here, drink up, you're too sober to not remember this still.
[Zelos's turn! You would think he'd pass his phone off to someone else, but nope. He can sing and be his own film crew! Mad skillz here. Hopping up onto the stage he points out at the crowd.]
Sis- this one's for you! And if you're here tonight I'm gonna be hella' mad 'cause you're still underage!
[What the...heck. He seems pleased though! The music starts and-- One Direction wishes they could pull off the 'you-me-crazy and dirty sex after this' faces Zelos is shooting at women in the crowd. Probably not how this song was meant to be sung. When he's done he grabs some stranger's glass and knocks it back-- and then almost immediately chokes because some drinks you do not knock back if you want to live.]
Thanks you beautiful losers you're the best! Next round on me!
[Back to the table! And this leaves...Arthur? Do you dare continue watchers.]
You're up hot stuff!
[Arthur seems just as cheerful as ever, even if he's looking particularly red-faced tonight.]
GOOD MORNING, LOCKE CITY! ARE YOU READY TO HAVE THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS MUSICAL EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIVES?!
[He will waste no time belting this number out to the club. Surprisingly, he gets a bit of a positive reaction, mostly from a squealing table of college girls who must have recognized the song from their childhood.
He's also surprisingly good at this; he did, after all, work as a singer on a cruise ship for a couple of years.]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, BE SURE TO TRY THE EXCURSIONS, AND DON'T FORGET TO LISTEN TO THE CAPTAIN!
[And he may be drunk enough that he still thinks he's on that cruise ship. Arthur sits back down at the table, but it's a short-lived reprieve before a redhead confronts him with a cry of "You!"]
Baby, I haven't seen you in forev-- [SMACK; one slap later it's back to being just our trio of sad, inebriated bachelors.] COME ON, she was the one who cheated on me first!
Owch, that looked painful. ...But totally worth it, who knew you had it in you bud! [Getting Arthur more alcohol, alcohol soothes allll.]
Getting slapped is painful, but can be very enjoyable if handcuffs are also involved. [This is probably the straightest face you will ever see saying something like that as Richard downs his drink.]
She didn't have any handcuffs, but she had this OUTRAGEOUS feather boa!
[Lots of drinking here tonight though if anyone was hoping to see Arthur's champion chugging face they'll be disappointed because the camera cuts away at that to zoom in-- on the retreating ass of Arthur's offended Ex.]
Hunh, you don't say....
There's around 5 different ways you could use that, too, though it could leave rope burn if used wrong.
Where'd you meet her anyway? [The camera is slowly panning in to take in this gorgeous redheaded goddess package...]
We met at Hooter's when she brought me OUTRAGEOUS wings AND HER NUMBER--
[And this is about where Zelos's phone dies, sorry they know you all wanted more. Specify if you want mid-drinking or hideous-next-morning-hangover replies otherwise answers will be a grab bag!]
[There is a bar. And there is Zelos. There's also Arthur and Richard. And they are all wearing cat ears and in various states of alcoholic euphoria.]
Looks like it's working, good, good! Welcome to the, uh, to the... Zelos Wilder and All His Hunnies 5th Annual Celebration! Hope you like beefcake because my groupies here are bringing it tonight!
[Panning over Richard and Arthur. LADIES YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS and maybe some of you guys, Zelos won't judge.]
WAIT WHAT HONEY? ARE THERE BEES HERE?
Bees?? Do they serve cheerios here I thought it was a bar. Is it a cereal bar?
Whaaat? No, no, a hunny is, you see- you have to be legal, but when you are we can eheheh... [...] Wait we're getting off track here! Let's just get on with the show-- for your viewing pleasure we've got a musical extravaganza tonight! Cuties make sure to dial in with your votes, okay? I'll be waiting ♥!
[The first runner up is good ol Mr. Locke. Red face, glazed over eyes, very out out of place cocky grin: yup, guess who's wasted. Several shot glasses were stacked in a nice little leaning tower right next to him, a nice indicator of just how much he's drank.
It shouldn't be surprising that there's a large amount of swaying as he gets up and walks to the stage (though by some miracle, no falling over takes place during the trip). Once on stage, he pauses. Something's missing here.... Ah, right he needs to pick a song to sing! Uhh... OH, maybe that song she liked!! Yeah, yeah that works!! And thus Richard settles on this, with the song sounding fairly close to that
Applause rings out as it ends and, as Richard walks off stage, a pretty blonde girl walks over to him. He looks utterly confused when she suddenly takes his hand, writes something on it with a pen and then walks off while blowing him a kiss. This magical writing captivates Richard to the point he stares at it, entranced, while walking back to their table (something that lead to him nearly tripping over his own feet. Twice). As soon as he sits, he speaks again in that slurred voice.]
So that girl gave me a 2883672 out of 10. That means I win, right?
OUTRAGEOUS! I WILL RISE TO THE CHALLENGE AND BEAT THAT SCORE!
[Reaching over Zelos slaps Arthur heartily on the back.]
That's the spirit hunnyyy~! [There's some camera jostling as Zelos picks up his drink and uses it to top off Richard's glass.] That ended in 72 right, we'll make a man out of you tonight if your big brother has anything to say about it. Here, here, drink up, you're too sober to not remember this still.
[Zelos's turn! You would think he'd pass his phone off to someone else, but nope. He can sing and be his own film crew! Mad skillz here. Hopping up onto the stage he points out at the crowd.]
Sis- this one's for you! And if you're here tonight I'm gonna be hella' mad 'cause you're still underage!
[What the...heck. He seems pleased though! The music starts and-- One Direction wishes they could pull off the 'you-me-crazy and dirty sex after this' faces Zelos is shooting at women in the crowd. Probably not how this song was meant to be sung. When he's done he grabs some stranger's glass and knocks it back-- and then almost immediately chokes because some drinks you do not knock back if you want to live.]
Thanks you beautiful losers you're the best! Next round on me!
[Back to the table! And this leaves...Arthur? Do you dare continue watchers.]
You're up hot stuff!
[Arthur seems just as cheerful as ever, even if he's looking particularly red-faced tonight.]
GOOD MORNING, LOCKE CITY! ARE YOU READY TO HAVE THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS MUSICAL EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIVES?!
[He will waste no time belting this number out to the club. Surprisingly, he gets a bit of a positive reaction, mostly from a squealing table of college girls who must have recognized the song from their childhood.
He's also surprisingly good at this; he did, after all, work as a singer on a cruise ship for a couple of years.]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, BE SURE TO TRY THE EXCURSIONS, AND DON'T FORGET TO LISTEN TO THE CAPTAIN!
[And he may be drunk enough that he still thinks he's on that cruise ship. Arthur sits back down at the table, but it's a short-lived reprieve before a redhead confronts him with a cry of "You!"]
Baby, I haven't seen you in forev-- [SMACK; one slap later it's back to being just our trio of sad, inebriated bachelors.] COME ON, she was the one who cheated on me first!
Owch, that looked painful. ...But totally worth it, who knew you had it in you bud! [Getting Arthur more alcohol, alcohol soothes allll.]
Getting slapped is painful, but can be very enjoyable if handcuffs are also involved. [This is probably the straightest face you will ever see saying something like that as Richard downs his drink.]
She didn't have any handcuffs, but she had this OUTRAGEOUS feather boa!
[Lots of drinking here tonight though if anyone was hoping to see Arthur's champion chugging face they'll be disappointed because the camera cuts away at that to zoom in-- on the retreating ass of Arthur's offended Ex.]
Hunh, you don't say....
There's around 5 different ways you could use that, too, though it could leave rope burn if used wrong.
Where'd you meet her anyway? [The camera is slowly panning in to take in this gorgeous redheaded goddess package...]
We met at Hooter's when she brought me OUTRAGEOUS wings AND HER NUMBER--
[And this is about where Zelos's phone dies, sorry they know you all wanted more. Specify if you want mid-drinking or hideous-next-morning-hangover replies otherwise answers will be a grab bag!]