[ SCREW YOU ELLIE, THIS PARTY IS GREAT. WE HAVE OUTKAST. Good thing Ryan is not phased by your sourpuss jibes. ]

We decided to match. Cute, right? Next time we'll get you one, too. I'll have a polar bear sweater, you get penguins, and Bertholdt can have... Reindeer? What do you think? We actually have one of those antler things around here, somewhere, too.

[ Tis the season for lameness and embarrassing your boyfriend, of course. Hhahaahah Ryan. A bear. Get it? Yep ]