[ Yes of course who would be serious about a job as a human glow stick...

sob. ]

Just trying to find the positives in this. Um... well, I'm sure you'll find a good use for the bioluminescence! Lots of species use it as communication, so maybe if you can learn to control it, you can use it for morse code or-- ohhh maybe you're venomous now too! Like a blue-ringed octopus!