Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-11-13 04:12 pm
enrages) wrote in savetheearth2013-11-13 04:12 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- avatar: the last airbender: toph beifong,
- bleach: hollow ichigo,
- bleach: ichigo kurosaki,
- code geass: kallen kouzuki,
- danny phantom: danny fenton,
- digital devil saga: avatar tuner: gale,
- doctor who: the doctor,
- eternal darkness: anthony,
- final fantasy xiii: serah farron,
- final fantasy xiii: snow villiers,
- good omens: aziraphale,
- grimm: nick burkhardt,
- homestuck: aradia megido,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: john egbert,
- homestuck: kanaya maryam,
- homestuck: karkat vantas,
- homestuck: nepeta leijon,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- homestuck: sollux captor,
- homestuck: the psiioniic,
- mistborn: vin,
- moon child: sho,
- portal: chell,
- shadow of the colossus: wander,
- tales of symphonia: zelos wilder,
- teen titans: terra,
- touhou project: marisa kirisame,
- transformers g1: starscream,
- tsubasa chronicle: fai d flourite,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
seven; video
[ The post starts with Karson staring blankly, maybe even drooling a little bit. It's obvious he's not all there-- this conclusion is only furthered when he speaks: ]
Testing, testing... One, two three. Fuck, fuck, fuck... Is this thing on--- hahah, I'm just joking! Of course he's on! I mean, he'd have to be dead if he weren't o--
[ quite suddenly, he punches himself in the face. Multiple times. ]
KARSON, STOP FIGHTING ME!!!!!!!! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DIGNITY!!!!!!!! I ain't got time to deal with your shit!
[ Crab is now barking in the background. ]
Ugh, fine, okay! I get it! I'll get to the point, but only because that cutie snookums snugdoug millionaire is asking so politely. Sweet baby Crab... So cute...
[ Karson punches himself in the face again before face-smashing against the screen. ]
Me and Alan are in trouble! We were kiiiiiiiinda involved with something like attackingThunderCorpandnowthecopsgotus and... Help? Not that we need help-- we just don't want to have to kill every police officer in the city, you know.
[ Karson then promptly topples out of his chair. The video ends. ]
Testing, testing... One, two three. Fuck, fuck, fuck... Is this thing on--- hahah, I'm just joking! Of course he's on! I mean, he'd have to be dead if he weren't o--
[ quite suddenly, he punches himself in the face. Multiple times. ]
KARSON, STOP FIGHTING ME!!!!!!!! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DIGNITY!!!!!!!! I ain't got time to deal with your shit!
[ Crab is now barking in the background. ]
Ugh, fine, okay! I get it! I'll get to the point, but only because that cutie snookums snugdoug millionaire is asking so politely. Sweet baby Crab... So cute...
[ Karson punches himself in the face again before face-smashing against the screen. ]
Me and Alan are in trouble! We were kiiiiiiiinda involved with something like attackingThunderCorpandnowthecopsgotus and... Help? Not that we need help-- we just don't want to have to kill every police officer in the city, you know.
[ Karson then promptly topples out of his chair. The video ends. ]
I'M AT FUCKING KINDERGARTEN WITH ALL THE OTHER ILLEGALLY-DETAINED PRISONERS, FUCKSTICK, WHERE ELSE WOULD I B--
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