Uhmm -- ... [Somewhat wide-eyed blink aside and up into a corner and back, head's sort of sheepishly angled down - this's not a fantastic incident to describe in light of what it is he's suggested doing, most likely. Voice a little muffled, awkwardly throaty.] -- The -- time that I fell down a mineshaft... -- And landed - on my sword... It -- was -- ...very deep. ... - And I -- ...wasn't thinking - and -- pulled it out.

-- I was able - to go home, fine -- only a little while after - ...