[Okay, fine. The one time he tries to be nice about things, and this happens. Hajime scowls.]

Listen to me, kid, this is dangerous. It's not a game. How else do you think I'm talking to you through your Nintendo?

[There's a pause as Hajime tries for another angle.]

Haven't you noticed anything else really strange going on? An odd memory, a skill you never had before, an item that appeared out of nowhere?