[At the entrance of the bat, no one was shrieking louder than Hajime's mother. She's the only one of the two owners present, and with the way she's screaming, one would think a crazed chainsaw killer had just burst in through the doors.

This is not good, because her son is very protective of his family and nothing makes his mom scream like that and gets away with it. Some of the customers and staff are fleeing the area in a panic, but Hajime jumps over the counter--far easier than he should be able to, but no one's paying attention to the bugman's surprising agility with the GIANT BAT flying around--and grabs a large golf umbrella some customer forgot in a corner. It's a good enough makeshift weapon.

Good news, Batlex, at least Hajime's short.]