[oh, she's good at this. Brooke joins her far less neatly, though at least she doesn't have any alcohol to spill to begin with. it's not an enormously large sofa; there's very little breathing room, if at all, between the two of them. at least Brooke has the courtesy to sit to Pia's right, so her cast is on the outside.]

I'll be honest. It's been a while, and I don't really care that you're a girl, and a really cute girl, too. But we literally just met. [she looks away from Pia with difficulty, towards her George Romero signature.] Shouldn't that feel weird? It kind of doesn't.