Believe me girl, after me, you won't need anymore girls who can drink. [She grins, showing off her full set.] They're only a day old, I haven't tried it yet. We should do that now! [She's already grabbing a beer from the 6-pack nicely set on the table. Silently hoping she doesn't break a tooth and become some homely snaggle-toothed half-vampire.] What do you wanna bet it'll crumple like tin foil?
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