This is so not a good situation by any stretch of the imagination oh god oh god, but Jason manages to follow Chris's instructions with a kind of lockjawed calm until he sees the tangled state of his own parachute.

"Uh!" he says urgently. It's a half-second longer before he remembers how to use his words.

"Problem! Oh fuck."

He's standing in the aisle, not particularly wanting to be here, but unable to run anywhere in particular and having enough trouble staying on his feet in any case.

"Oh jesus."