video. laptop.

[summit]

[ Travis has been out for a few days with a wicked flu. He wasn't sure if he'd seen the lights for sure or not, and afterwards he'd blamed the strange behavior of his pets on fever dreams.

But, well. Here he is, looking much better, with a tap-dancing spider on his blanket covered knee. ]

So, uhh... I think, I can mind-control animals.

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[counterclock]

that has to be immoral on some level of something
jesus christ

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[eras]

Oh my goshhhhhhh. Seriously?

[ Yes, that's not the most useful response, but.

...PSYCHICS. ]

Did Pete do something weird?

[summit]

[ He drops his hand down and lets the spider crawl on his hand, her fangs agitatedly clicking. ]

I'm not going to listen, to your trolling. Except, this time you might be right.

[counterclock]

like no i'm serious in what fantasy universe is mind control ethical
i mean even professor goddamn x is accused of mind rape

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[summit]

He brought me a bag of chips, and a glass of water last night. Or, uh, he tried to. And, Lolth can dance.

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...I feel like we're basically turning into the best circus performers ever, at this point. Is he okay? Did he break the glass?

...Also Lolth tap dancing is the best thing ever. Do you think it's fun?

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[mood2wiingiing]

...wow.
thats really bizarre two see wtf.
you didnt even get something useful?

[wonk]

...im keeping my cat away from u dude

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[neopianangst]

Oh my god.

I don't think the animals are going to like that.

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[shiromadoushi]

That's AWESOME.

So you have animal minions now, eh? How far's your range? How much have you tested this?

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[femmefashionaire]

[Pia doesn't look very impressed. In fact she looks a little bored.]

I feel I've become desensitized to these things.

At least you've gotten something exciting. All I got was some tattoos marring my body. When did this happen for you?

My name is Pia, by the way.

[vetala]

Do human beings fall under the caveat of animals?

[originaloddcouple]

Huh.

We know a guy who can control fish. Is that under your jurisdiction?

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[moarnomsplz]

You only think? That looks, look-suh, pretty definitive to me, man.

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[beyond_the_sea]

Wait, what?

[ Jason will process ethical questions in a moment when he's done with 'whoa my god'. He's only been skimming the network so this is the first time he's had a live show of superpowers, so to speak.

He jabs a fascinated finger at the spider. ]

Dude, are you making it do that?

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[playerspooker]

You only think so?

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[drama8om8]

Wow. Wow! That's so gr8. It's like you got the same power as me, only it got turned to shit somewhere along the way!
Which I assume is the reason why *I* got losers and chumps and lamey-lame assholes whining and screeching at me to stop it and YOU just get "ooh that's awesome" and "duh so impressive" and "duh duh what a funny thing you are making the gross spider do."
I would like to st8 pu8lically for the record that this network is full of HYP8CR8TIC8L ASSH8LES!!!!!!!!

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[summit]

No. He just, got water everywhere. [ Scratching the back of his head and letting his crotchedy spider crawl over his hands. ] I... uh. I dunno. It's just sort of, weird? I wanted a super power but, wow, I have one...

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[summit]

It could be useful. Maybe.

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[summit]

I won't do anything bad!

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[summit]

Me either. Uh... [ The spider stops tap-dancing and just crawls slowly up his leg. ] She's sort of, more angry than usual.

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[summit]

Uh... Just on my own pets, in my room.

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[summit]

Travis. [ he lets the lovely spider lady crawl over his fingers, frowning. ] Uh... The night when there we weird lights, I think. I was sick, and not really paying attention...

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[shiromadoushi]

Try it on the birds outside next!

Also, had no idea you had a spider for a pet. That's awesome.

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[mood2wiingiing]

can you do any animal?