Wow, okay, keep your radioactive deathring the fuck away from me, dude. Wow.

[ Perfectly serious YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH ECHO SHIT OKAY... ]

And yeah! I was a pirate fairy called Spinneret Mindfang. And my mom was a spider who stole me at birth and tried to keep me from my destiny, which was being hot alien fairy Jesus. I was kind of a big deal!