I mean uh. I am still kind of hells of rich thanks to my mom's collection of dead husbands? So if, uh. Money is like super tight or whatever I could be all "hey mom I'm failing school slash doing drugs slash having a mental breakdown slash etcetera" and she'll be all "that's nice dear" and absent-mindedly pile money on top of my fakey-fake problems to hide them out of the way. So I could get her to pay you to be my fake tutor! Or fake drug dealer or therapist. Or all of those. At once. Because friends! Friend.
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I mean uh. I am still kind of hells of rich thanks to my mom's collection of dead husbands? So if, uh. Money is like super tight or whatever I could be all "hey mom I'm failing school slash doing drugs slash having a mental breakdown slash etcetera" and she'll be all "that's nice dear" and absent-mindedly pile money on top of my fakey-fake problems to hide them out of the way. So I could get her to pay you to be my fake tutor! Or fake drug dealer or therapist. Or all of those. At once. Because friends! Friend.