Fuck no. I 8n't even sure they're diamonds! And the last thing any8ody wants is to try and sell off my (MY) sweet loot and have the jeweller guys 8e all like "well we would love to 8uy your shit, sir or madam. 8ut this huge-ass sparkling jewel 8n't anything that comes from this planet! So just hold it right there while we call the cops." And the gold has weird horned dudes on it. It 8n't exactly legal tender! Lol. I am hoarding it for SAFETY reasons! EVERY8ODY'S safety. You're welcome. 8)
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I 8n't even sure they're diamonds! And the last thing any8ody wants is to try and sell off my (MY) sweet loot and have the jeweller guys 8e all like "well we would love to 8uy your shit, sir or madam. 8ut this huge-ass sparkling jewel 8n't anything that comes from this planet! So just hold it right there while we call the cops."
And the gold has weird horned dudes on it. It 8n't exactly legal tender! Lol.
I am hoarding it for SAFETY reasons! EVERY8ODY'S safety. You're welcome. 8)