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savetheearth2013-09-19 02:01 am
toobig) wrote in savetheearth2013-09-19 02:01 am
005M; bertl writes for cracked.com in his spare time
A - Shopping; closed to Ellie, action - backdated to the 12th
[This was stupid. When Ryan and Ellie had talked about his steaming problem, they had come up with the "perfect" solution. They decided that if he had a big enough coat, it would hold the steam inside of it like it was the Hindenburg until it was punctured on an errant corner and exploded, causing the traumatic deaths of millions around him. Or, it would just make him look completely and utterly stupid. Both were possibilities here. He hoped the former would encompass the latter before it had a chance to happen and at least his life would end with a bang instead of a whisper.]
[He was musing on this while walking into the shopping strip with Ellie, sticking out like a sore thumb as usual considering he stood a head and shoulders taller than pretty much anyone else in the universe.]
I have a perfectly functional winter coat at home, you know....
B - Sleepover; closed to Ellie and Ryan, action - backdated to the 14th
[Bertholdt had never even had someone over to his apartment besides his aging mother before the Network had pretty much ruined his life. Now he had Ryan over at least twice a week, and this weekend Ellie would be coming along as well. It has started out as a joke, "let's have a sleepover," but like with all things concerning Ryan sarcasm had become a reality. And considering Ryan lived at the fire station and Ellie had privacy issues, he'd laid down and let them walk all over the idea of him being the one to host this..... event.]
[So he'd cleaned up and bought snack food (which was becoming increasingly more difficult for some reason,) as well as made his first purchase of alcohol in months. They were adults, a couple six packs were mandatory. You know, for something mature like a goddamn sleep over.]
[So wondering if it had all actually been an elaborate joke, Bertholdt waits in his apartment for the twojerks friends he'd made so far.]
C - Network; OTA, handwritten text - 2:17AM
You'd really think the lottery for this Echo thing would have some kind of handicap for someone with a preexisting condition. Is there a help network for that kind of thing on here? I really can't stop taking my medicine.
[This was stupid. When Ryan and Ellie had talked about his steaming problem, they had come up with the "perfect" solution. They decided that if he had a big enough coat, it would hold the steam inside of it like it was the Hindenburg until it was punctured on an errant corner and exploded, causing the traumatic deaths of millions around him. Or, it would just make him look completely and utterly stupid. Both were possibilities here. He hoped the former would encompass the latter before it had a chance to happen and at least his life would end with a bang instead of a whisper.]
[He was musing on this while walking into the shopping strip with Ellie, sticking out like a sore thumb as usual considering he stood a head and shoulders taller than pretty much anyone else in the universe.]
I have a perfectly functional winter coat at home, you know....
B - Sleepover; closed to Ellie and Ryan, action - backdated to the 14th
[Bertholdt had never even had someone over to his apartment besides his aging mother before the Network had pretty much ruined his life. Now he had Ryan over at least twice a week, and this weekend Ellie would be coming along as well. It has started out as a joke, "let's have a sleepover," but like with all things concerning Ryan sarcasm had become a reality. And considering Ryan lived at the fire station and Ellie had privacy issues, he'd laid down and let them walk all over the idea of him being the one to host this..... event.]
[So he'd cleaned up and bought snack food (which was becoming increasingly more difficult for some reason,) as well as made his first purchase of alcohol in months. They were adults, a couple six packs were mandatory. You know, for something mature like a goddamn sleep over.]
[So wondering if it had all actually been an elaborate joke, Bertholdt waits in his apartment for the two
C - Network; OTA, handwritten text - 2:17AM
You'd really think the lottery for this Echo thing would have some kind of handicap for someone with a preexisting condition. Is there a help network for that kind of thing on here? I really can't stop taking my medicine.
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