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[pianistofraielin]

i heard there were talking animals on this network!

are you guys like people's spirit companions or something? do you have telepathic links to your bonded humans? what's it like having paws or hooves, can you type with those??

i've never seen a talking animal before so mainly i'm just curious!

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[italktofish]

I HAVE TELEPATHIC LINKS TO ALL THE FISH BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE NOT ALL MY SPIRIT ANIMALS THAT WOULD BE KIND OF AWKWARD WAY TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA FOR ALL OF THAT AND IT'S NOT JUST THE FISH IT'S THE CRABS AND LOBSTERS AND SHARKS AND JELLYFISH AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS

BUT THE TALKING ANIMALS REALLY ARE THE BEST THING ABOUT ALL THIS THEY ARE THE BEST

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[pianistofraielin]

[whoa that sure is a lot of caps]

whoa you have telepathic links to everything in the ocean?! that sounds intense!!

i think i'm supposed to turn into an octopus so if i ever forget how to talk when that happens maybe you can help translate for me!

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[italktofish]

[Caps lock is cruise control for cool, right?]

IT'S NOT CONSTANT AND I KIND OF HAVE TO BE CLOSE BUT I STILL HAVE A LITTLE RANGE AND I CAN TURN IT ON AND OFF

OCTOPUSES ARE OUTRAGEOUS REALLY GREAT I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH CHANCE TO TALK WITH THEM YET BUT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY SMART

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TURNING INTO AN OCTOPUS? IF YOU DONT MIND MY ASKING

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[pianistofraielin]

[well obviously!]

do you know if they can play football?

someone told me i need to be prepared for turning into an octopus and they've been here longer than i have so i figured they probably know what they're talking about.

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[italktofish]

A NORMAL OCTOPUS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PROPERLY BUT IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO WOULD BE ABLE TO GET AN OCTOPUS TO PLAY FOOTBALL IT'S ME I KNOW BOTH FOOTBALL AND SEA LIFE NO ONE IS MORE QUALIFIED

WHAT MADE THEM SAY THAT THIS IS IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT

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[pianistofraielin]

oh i already know how to play football but i guess i need to learn the rules to different countries' footballs just in case octopuses don't play american football.

um let me see if i can figure out that linking thing hang on

here we go, that's where he told me i should be ready for it!

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[italktofish]

WAIT NO YOU DON'T WORRY UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER BEING AN OCTOPUS

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS I THINK AND YEAH SOME PEOPLE CHANGE BUT MOST DON'T SO IT'S PROBABLY BETTER TO NOT WORRY JUST YET ANYWAY

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[pianistofraielin]

but isn't it a good idea to be prepared just in case?

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[italktofish]

BEING PREPARED IS GOOD BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD WORRY

SO JUST BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING BUT DON'T WORRY

I MEAN I HAD SOMEONE THINKING I'D TURN INTO A FISH A WHILE BACK AND IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET SO WHY WORRY

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[pianistofraielin]

oh i'm not worried about it! [maybe a little, but the easily ignored sort of 'handle it when it comes to that' kind of worry] i'm just trying to make sure i know what to do when it does happen.

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[italktofish]

IF YOU TURN INTO AN OCTOPUS DON'T WORRY I GOT YOUR BACK I AM FRIENDS WITH ALL THE CREATURES OF THE SEA

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[pianistofraielin]

:D thanks! it's good to know i have people who'll back me up if i ever become an octopus!

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[italktofish]

DONT' WORRY YOU CAN COUNT ON ME PROBABLY MOST OF THE OTHER PEOPLE HERE TOO