[Audio/handwritten - math notes]

[pianistofraielin]

[Russel, stuck in detention after Friday's 'disruption' (aka he drank the tap water and couldn't stop laughing in class), has absentmindedly doodled that number stuck in his head onto his math notes. So the first thing that appears are pre-calculus notes interspersed with doodles of popular S&M characters.]

[this is followed by a loud exclamation of surprise and the sound of metal scraping against tile and an ensuing crash. Then a possibly familiar female teacher's voice shouting admonishingly from across the room: "Russel!"]

YES MA'AM SORRY MA'AM. [sounds of a chair being righted, and then the oppressive stillness of a detention hall. Also, the notebook being slammed shut, which just muffles the silence.]

[a moment later, he realizes he can't do his homework without his notes and opens it back up. But, um, his notes are covered in other things right now, so he can't really use them anyway…?!]

[handwritten: ] Whatever you are, do you think you could maybe get out of my math notes? I'm trying to do my homework and it's really distracting!

Comments

text;

[eras]

if you erase the number your notes should be saveable
though you would be giving up our amazingly good company

[ texting solely because it sounds like he might be in detention and audio might get him in trouble. ]

[Handwritten]

[pianistofraielin]

Ohhh

But how does writing a number make all this pop up? Is it magic?

Oh man am I a Chosen One now?!

text for aria / written for russel;

[eras]

sort of!!
give this a read whenever you like
just tap it

no one really knows how it works but it's pretty cool, right? :)
anything you put your number into does this

[Handwritten]

[pianistofraielin]

Wait, hang on

[scribbles out the number on his notes, rewrites it on a blank sheet. that's better!]

Wow it really does work! [Russel you just tested it in the exact same medium, that doesn't prove anything...]

[and the link...?] You can even link stuff! That's amazing!!!

text;

[eras]

yep!!
this way you have your notes back right? :)

that's the detention teacher on duty isn't it
the woman who spoke

video/handwritten?;

[snakeintallgrass]

[ hope you're prepared for the face that pops up in your notes, russel. since, you know, it won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

she looks contemplatively at whatever it is she's recording with for a few moments - and finally writes something down on a piece of paper. she holds it to the feed, and clear as day (in neatly composed handwriting) the words read: ]

What level of math?

[Audio/Handwritten]

[pianistofraielin]

[IHCSODTNIHTNSD WHY IS THERE VIDEO]

[she will be able to hear a strangled noise followed by the notebook slamming shut.]

[did...did the teacher see... no she's just giving him that look because he's acting weird. okay, whew, status quo then.]

[once the teacher looks away, he pries the notebook back open, peeking inside to see the response. thank goodness it's silent, at least!]

Pre-calc!

Handwritten

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, we're sorry!

We'll get out of your hair straight away!

[Handwritten]

[pianistofraielin]

[thanks to Aria, this one's written on a blank sheet of note-paper instead]

No it's fine I figured it out!

Thanks for offering though, that's really thoughtful!

[Handwritten]

[originaloddcouple]

It's only polite! We wouldn't be happy if the same happened to us!

[There's a long pause, as of there was a short conversation occurring somewhere.]

Assuming we were still in school.

Or had homework.

[Handwritten]

[pianistofraielin]

[plural pronouns and two different types of handwriting?]

There's two of you?

Are you adults? [because they're not in school, see, logical conclusion]

[Handwritten]

[originaloddcouple]

That's right!

Miria Dian!

And Isaac Dian!

At your service!

text;

[drama8om8]

[ oh no

oh noooooooo ]

Is this the Russel I think it is? Because if so I am about to flip every shit I possess, and as a member of this incredibly illustrious and super gr8 club I am in possession of a LOT OF SHIT.

[Handwritten]

[pianistofraielin]

If you think it's Russel Goldman then the answer would have to be yes!

permatext;

[drama8om8]

Oh my fucking god why this.
It's Tavia! SURPRISE!!!!!!!!
Welcome to SHITSVILLE. Shitsville in Shit St8 in the United Shits of Shitmerica.
I swear to fucking god if we end up soul8onded I fucking quit this f8cking 8ullshit I h8 everything I h8 th8s I H8 MY ST8PID L8FE.

oh good plan, permahandwritten

[pianistofraielin]

Tavia!!! Hi! :D!! [yes he even wrote it sideways in handwriting]

I didn't expect to see anyone I knew IRL here, wow! That's so exciting. Are there adventures? I bet we can have amazing adventures together.

Cheer up, okay? You don't have to pretend to be mad about it!

[drama8om8]

NO PRETENDING INVOLVED. I do not think you quite understand how much this is going to 8low. For 8oth of us 8ut ESPECIALLY for you!!!!!!!!
Because at first it seems super cool, and you see everybody getting all their neato powers and shit. And that's gr8! Super gr8. Perhaps you make plans to get a superhero outfit. With a cape.
And then BAM! Giant-ass scorpions attack you and little hairy dudes try to chomp off your face and also you have fairy wings now and leave little piles of motherf8cking gl8tter everywh8re you go DO YOU W8NT THIS TO 8E YOUR LIFE????????
RUN NOW. Run and do not look 8ack. >8C
(Costume chick is in the clu8 too, 8tw. Kanti? The scary hot one with the fancy clothes.)

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[enrages]

hahahahahahaahahhaahaahahahhahahahahaahaahahahha.
fat fucking chance of EVER DOING YOUR HOMEWORK EVER AGAIN.
it's not going to happen.
prepare for failure.

[Handwritten]

[pianistofraielin]

What?!

Oh god no I can't fail I'll get kicked off the team!!

text; 5ever

[enrages]

that is legit the least of your concerns right now.

handwritten into infinity

[pianistofraielin]

BUT IF I GET KICKED OFF THE TEAM THEN I'LL NEVER GET A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP FOR COLLEGE AND I'LL BE FORCED TO ACCEPT MASSIVE STUDENT LOAN DEBT IN EXCHANGE FOR A USELESS LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE THAT WILL NEVER GET ME A JOB AND I'LL FREEZE TO DEATH IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE ALONE AND UNEMPLOYED

[russel your parents are extremely upper middle class what are you even on]

[counterclock]

nice drawings

[pianistofraielin]

Oh, thanks! Do you play?

[counterclock]

not so much, no
but i like art

[pianistofraielin]

Me too, but I'm not much of an artist, really.

Actually, I'm way more into music as an art form than visual art! But I'm not much of a musician either...