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[doomedtheworld]

"Will It Blend? - Air Soft Gun" (Watch on YouTube)

Can these things really do that and if so where can I get one?

Comments

[reapsthewind]

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WE SHOULD USE SCIENCE AND FIND OUT IF IT DOES THAT


we could

make a gun that shoots them

oh god

[reapsthewind]

i have money now i have good tech job LETS SPEND MONEY FRIVOLOUSLY

[doomedtheworld]

A gun that shoots blenders?

[Processing....]

I have some money put away. Let's do it.

[By money put away, she means she's been acquiring credit card numbers again. You know, just in case the group needs money for... stuff. Important stuff.

Like super blenders.]

[reapsthewind]

i'm pretty drunk rn BUT YEAH

I think

at least we should get a blender and see what we can blend first

for science

wait what happens if we put those fucking soot dudes in a blender???

[hollowleg]

Dude we have one of those at the school.

They're great.

[doomedtheworld]

[Ah, that explains it. But she's not sure drinking and throwing stuff in a blender is the best combo.]

I don't know. What if they possess the blender and use it to attack us?

You're good with machines and stuff right? Can you start with a normal blender and make it better?

[reapsthewind]

i mean how much does the actual thing cost

because it's a cost benefit thing

i COULD just hook a powerful motor up to a couple of hastily welded together blades and stick a jar on top of that

but that's likely to be 200%more likely to explode and murder us

/thread...jack........

[reapsthewind]

can we steal one and turn it into a gun

or ammo for a gun

blendergun

[hollowleg]

Only if you want me to get on academic probation or expelled! It's school property!

[doomedtheworld]

I think the good ones are around a thousand dollars?

That's a lot. The murderjar doesn't sound so bad right now.

[She's poor okay?]

[doomedtheworld]

Can I come and use it sometime then? I might need to blend some metal.

[hollowleg]

Yeah, you can. They actually DO work pretty well, but you can't do it too often; it WILL wear out the blades and someone'll notice.

[reapsthewind]

shit that's even a lot for my new programmer salary

ummmm

yeah I could build that but it's prolly gonna be dangerous and shit

[reapsthewind]

WELL






okay fine Ill just build a dangerous and shitty one

[hollowleg]

CHRISSSSS!! No! Don't do that either!!

[doomedtheworld]

That's fine. It's really only the pewter I need to grind up and it shouldn't be hard to stretch over at least a few weeks.

[reapsthewind]

U DONT OWN ME and shit

shiiiit


what if we could puree brazil nuts shiro

[lackinginfaith]

Wow.

[doomedtheworld]

Yeah.

That flamethrower of yours worked out okay though.

[hollowleg]

Alright. Though the industrial shredder at the landfill might suit your purposes better.

[hollowleg]

Are you drunk.

[doomedtheworld]

I know. I could use something like that.

[doomedtheworld]

No way. I don't know what's been through that thing.

[lackinginfaith]

That's right, you said you used metal for something, right?

[doomedtheworld]

For my powers yeah but I have to swallow it. Something like that would make that easier.