LOOK, MY DAD WAS JUST OUTRAGEOUSLY DRUNK AT THE TIME OF MY BIRTH. WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW IF MY NAME IS SPELLED WITH A C OR A K. KARSON LOOKS BETTER THAN CARSON, SO I JUST TELL EVERYONE IT'S SPELLED WITH K, BUT ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TELL. I THINK KATHLEEN IS THE NAME OF SOME OLD FLING HE HAD A LONG TIME AGO, BECAUSE WHENEVER HE GETS SHITFACED, I HEAR HIM CALL HER AND WAIL HER NAME WHILE CALLING HER A BITCH A LOT, WHICH IS SO DUMB BECAUSE EITHER SHE CHANGED HER NUMBER OR SHE NEVER ANSWERS THE PHONE, BECAUSE HE NEVER HAS CONVERSATIONS WITH HER.
SO STEP OFF. WHY DID YOU KNOW KAR KAT THAT'S REALLY FUCKED UP. CG???
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OUTRAGEOUSLY DRUNK AT THE TIME OF MY BIRTH.
WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW IF MY NAME IS SPELLED WITH A C OR A K.
KARSON LOOKS BETTER THAN CARSON, SO I JUST TELL EVERYONE IT'S SPELLED WITH K, BUT ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TELL.
I THINK KATHLEEN IS THE NAME OF SOME OLD FLING HE HAD A LONG TIME AGO, BECAUSE WHENEVER HE GETS SHITFACED, I HEAR HIM CALL HER AND WAIL HER NAME WHILE CALLING HER A BITCH A LOT, WHICH IS SO DUMB BECAUSE EITHER SHE CHANGED HER NUMBER OR SHE NEVER ANSWERS THE PHONE, BECAUSE HE NEVER HAS CONVERSATIONS WITH HER.
SO
STEP OFF.
WHY DID YOU KNOW KAR KAT
THAT'S REALLY FUCKED UP.
CG???