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Psst. Check it out.

[ Guess who's totally trying to grab show off a selfie of him and his ~*~boyfriend~*~? This guy. Ryan is laying in bed (fully clothed, mind you. Don't get any ideas.) Behind him, Bertholdt is... what is he even doing, how can you possibly sleep like that? Um. Bertholdt is an... artistic sleeper. ]

That's not normal, right? Bertl always sleeps like this. And he kicks. A lot. I dunno how he does it.

[ He chuckles. You might notice his nose is bleeding though-- or steaming as it were. The blood just evaporates as soon as it drips down. ]

Anyway, just wanted to check in with everybody after the mine and all that. How're people doing? I know things can get tough with echoes and monsters and stuff. If anyone needs anything, remember you've got friends who're here to help! Even if you've got freaky powers or whatever. Or if you don't, too. I've scheduled more days off lately, so let me know.

PRIVATE TEXT TO ELLIE:
slumber party??? As you can see bertl is all set as long as you don't mind waking up with his feet/arms/head in your face.

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[blinkblink, then;] Pppppfffftttt!!! That... wow. He's talented. How did he even get in that position?

... Oh uh.... [Shiro gestures to his own nose] Your... nose is on fire... I think...

If I agree to the slumber party, are you going to arrange me in ridiculous positions while I sleep? Because I'm pretty sure there are laws against that.

[ because no way could bertl have done that to himself

r....ight.................. ]

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You're in YAOIS.

He does this to himself, I assure you.

No, seriously, he does. We were side by side last night...

Right? I don't know how he manages to toss and turn this much.

Huh? [ He goes to check and-- oh there's blood. And it's gone. With steam. ]

That's new. Guess I should heal that.

[ And just like that, the bleeding stops?? ]

Wonder what that was about...

In what-nows?

[ Turn back now, Ryan. Just... turn back. ]

You're aware that if he finds out you've been telling me what you and he do side-by-side at night, he might spontaneously combust?
Tsk.

[ ?

how is that

what ]

...what if he falls off...?

I get the feeling that since it's you, it's fine. Plus he has nothing to be embarrassed about.

Here, if it helps: I'm the little spoon.

[ Ryan, just because you're bffs with Ellie doesn't mean you have to go spilling these things out... ]

You're in yaois!

[ DREAMY TEENAGE GIRL SIGH~ ]

You know! You're like. Together! Cutie boyfrandos. Doing the do.

Oh, I see. Just spoons? No forking? :)

[ E L L I E ]

I'd catch him, of course! [ Big smile. ] I'm more worried about how he got that way, to be honest. Like, how is he still asleep...?

And stay asleep while he does it, jesus. I wonder if he's like... ahah! There's this DOG ok... and it lacks some sort of important neurological feature that keeps us from moving around like crazy when we're sleeping and... You know what, let me just find the video.

[while he's googling...] Ah, so your blood steams? That's weird. If you're getting random nosebleeds, you might wanna head over to the clinic. That could be bad, man. AH! Found it. [And he links this video] Haaaaa it's him as a dog.

We're dating, yeah. Each other. As boyfriends.

[ Oh, you kids. ]

What's a 'ya-oui'?

[ RYAN NO. ]

You sure you wanna know? ;)

[ The truth is boring.......... ]

I... think I would have noticed if it was something that intense. At least I hope not? I haven't seen him sleepwalk or anything. That dog is super cute though.

Oh no, the nosebleed isn't random. I woke up with Bertholdt's foot in my face. He kicks. [ What was that about it not being intense...? ]

You're a yaoi. I mean, like, uh. Yaoi is. It's incredibly tasteful and non-exploitative artwork-slash-stories about like. Dudes doing dudes. And everybody has huge-ass hands for some reason? I asked Alan if that was like an artistic choice or some shit and he started ranting about "amateurish hacks" though so I don't know why that is. And...

[ she's going to keep yammering about the yaois if you don't interrupt her ryan

HURRY ]

Hehehe... maybe not. Maybe you sleep as heavily as he does... weirdly! Yeah, she is pretty cute. I feel bad for 'er when she runs into the wall though. [he snickers] But it's funny.

[EYEBROW QUIRK] He kicked you in his sleep hard enough to make you BLEED? Dude.

Possibly better I don't. Someone with as frail a constitution as mine couldn't take it. What if I died before the slumber party? Unthinkable. :p

I'll be sure to report if Bertholdt runs into any walls, haha. [ THAT'D BE RYAN'S THING AMIRITE?? ]

He's bony. Lots of sharp edges. Probably got me with his heel. [ He's blushing because he thinks that's... adorable. What a weirdo. ]

It would be a tragedy to be sure :'(

In any case we're just cuddling.

[ Couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you, Ryan? ]

[ UM. RYAN HAS NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 'TAVIA. He doesn't... well, porn is a thing obviously, but not the Japanese kind. ]

Ooo-kay, that's... nice, I guess.

[ it's really not. ]

Not surprising, since he almost exploded when the subject was broached at your meeting. Did you see that?

I knew you'd understand!

[ Octavia. Pls. ]

So which one of you is the uke? It's him, right?

[ OCTAVIA PLS ]

Don't just report it.... record it. You know. For science. And posterity and stuff.

Jesus christ. Do you need to wear a helmet to sleep?

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