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[video via grimy bathroom mirror] i accidentally made him look like a poster from a bee movie

[When the video turns on, Danny is in what Locke High students will recognize as one of the boy's bathrooms. He sniffles a little bit, leaning in closer to the mirror, giving everybody (and himself) a better view of exactly the state he's in.

He wipes a finger under his nose, swiping the goopy, glowing blood from it and holding it close up to the mirror. He then rubs it between two fingers and pulls them apart, the substance stretching out into a sticky string between the fingertips.]

...So. Uh. I guess this is what my blood looks like now. God, I hope no one saw me running over here.

I...don't think I'm supposed to be bleeding radioactive waste. Is--is this even safe? Am I going to get cancer and die of radiation poisoning from myself?

[He clutches his head in his hands, starting to look and sound a little hysterical.]

Oh no. How am I supposed to even clean this up?! I need a--a--one of those biohazard trash cans!! Oh my god.

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But then where do I--

[you jinxed it, Marisa. it's all your fault. Danny stops and looks to the side as he hears a door squeak open. He runs from the mirror and into the closest bathroom stall, hurriedly locking the door.

Once the random guy finishes his business and leaves, Danny cautiously crawls out of the stall and walks back up to the mirror.]

Even if I use paper towels, where do I put those? I don't want to--to cause like some nuclear apocalypse because I wasn't careful about throwing out some paper towels!

Okay you know radioactive waste doesn't actually glow green, right?

W-well--maybe not usually, but--

what else could it possibly be?!

That - [Fingers twitch up and at the edge of the frame.] - bad?

[His voice is a bit low and reserved but not excessively grim or prying - his first assumption isn't that getting roughed up is a regular occurrence, especially not as bad as that. Asked one part as a gesture of sympathetic courtesy and another part unsure as to how that indeed "just happens".]

How should I know!? If it really is radioactive then we're probably all fucked already so you might as well.

Geeze, who messed you up?

Also if all of your blood has been replaced with that and you're still alive to tell us, it's probably not radioactive. Pretty sure that would kill you instantly.

[Well... fine, she probably can't go around beating up high school bullies. Doesn't mean she has to be happy about it, this kid's part of the club after all.]

Does that happen a lot?

Oh my fucking god are YOU in the bullshit coloured blood soulbond club too? Gr8. Super gr8. >8T
The glowing is new though so I guess good luck with THAT. Do you think you glow in the dark now? Like a nightlight????????

[[Yeah, that's a pretty recognizable bathroom. One moment, Bakura's going to go checking each bathroom until he finds the right one.]]

Hey. You called for aid?

What?! Glow in the dark? Uhh...l-lemme check.

[Danny walks out of view, where he flips the light switch in the bathroom and everything goes dark. He walks back in front of the mirror to check.]

I guess not. At least that's good.

...Wait, there's a colored blood soulbond club? As in, other people with colored blood?!

[Danny makes a sound that could best be described as a yelp and dashes into a bathroom stall hopefully before whoever this is sees him, locking the door behind him.]

U-uh!! N-nobody's here!

Idk, glowing sounds like it would've been pretty cool!
Imagine the vast moth-based army you could've accumul8ted. You would have been UNSTOPPABLE!
But yeah a whole bunch of us did. Mine was blue! And I guess you have to report to Karson now? Because he is the officially appointed soulbond leader. Good luck with that.
But it 8n't all bad! It probably means you were a cool pirate or a hot fairy. Or BOTH! So lucky. 8)

Edited 2013-09-06 15:20 (UTC)

...Clearly, someone is.

Relax, I'm from club.

[sigh] It just happens sometimes.

Are you really sure? What if--what if I'm immune to radiation or something, and that's why I haven't died yet? What if I'm a walking nuclear reactor!?

[wow jesus what even is all this information]

So--so wait. You're just...walking around with blue blood? Like a lobster? Oh my god. Is it not, like...toxic, or anything?

I can't believe there's--so I have to tell Karson? That I'm turning into a...cool hot pirate fairy? [as he's saying it, he realizes exactly how dumb it sounds and buries his face in his hands.]

...Oh.

[Danny carefully opens the door back up and peeks out, his blood the most clearly vibrant part of him in view.]

Uh. Hi. I-I guess.

Hey.

Welcome to the weird blood colour crew, I guess. Let's get your ass cleaned up and out to the clinic. And if anyone shows up, let me do the talking.

The nose still bleeding or you got that covered?

[[grabbing paper towels now]]

Oh my god. I don't have blue blood NOW, moron!!!!!!!! It just USED to be. Jesus. Don't you start judging my super-pretty pastblood when you have gross PRESENTblood! That's blood racism, and that's terrible.

And yes you do. Don't look so fucking buttdevast8ted about it, wow! You should be GRATEFUL. Being a cool hot pirate fairy is basically the best fucking thing, you unbelievable stooge. >8I

I don't want to kill everyone with radiation poisoning! Oh my god, oh my god. I don't want to turn Locke into another Chernobyl! Chernobyl 2.0!!

[He is losing his shit, Marisa. He is losing his shit so hard you might actually be able to hear him screaming in person from where you are sitting in your classroom. Along with everyone else. ~~Let's just assume he's in a nearby bathroom.~~]

I'm not judging! I'm not blood racist! I-I was just curious. I didn't know there was a whole club of people with weird blood.

Well m-maybe it's the best for you, but I don't really--want to be anything like that!

I think it might still be bleeding a little, but--d-don't try and wipe it up, it'll spread all the toxic waste around!

Are you saying you're too good to be a pirate fairy, pants kid?
Because just fyi that would be incredibly offensive to anybody who might actually happen to be a fucking pirate fairy right here right now. Like really super offensive.

I doubt it's toxic waste. Not glowing enough for that. Besides, you're like the 15th person who's had weird blood and the rest haven't dropped dead either.

And I'm not touching your blood anyway, that's just nasty. Pinch it hard, lean your head forward. [[holds out the paper towels]]

...Are you a pirate fairy? Right now?

Let's say yes, hypothetically. "Yarr," even.

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