1) Capes can SO be a race! Don't fucking police my capes' identities wow. Learn a little tolerance! CAPE TOLERANCE. 2) I am petitioning Obama right now. And when we get a cape-based amendment to the constitution I will wear a giant-ass cape with "SUCK IT, KANTI" on it to school. I will get Alan to carry me on his shoulders so everybody sees it and you will feel super dumb! 3) I can bear capes. I can like. Hold them? And then I am bearing them. What if capes are my weapons of choice? WHAT THEN. 4) I could also get a bear to wear the capes. I'm pretty sure. 5) I could POSSIBLY get a bear to bear the capes? Idk how easy to train bears are but I could probably pay a guy to get bears to do that. Capes. 6) I just threw a shoe at my mom's greenhouse. JUST TO SPITE YOU. That is the kind of life I lead! Can't be tamed. Holla holla 8r8k windows. 7) You may now be tempted to tattle on me to my mom. My mom is SCARY AS SHIT and you do so at your own peril. (Don't tattle on me snitching is for 8-year olds) 8) I just wanted to get to #8 in the list.
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2) I am petitioning Obama right now. And when we get a cape-based amendment to the constitution I will wear a giant-ass cape with "SUCK IT, KANTI" on it to school. I will get Alan to carry me on his shoulders so everybody sees it and you will feel super dumb!
3) I can bear capes. I can like. Hold them? And then I am bearing them. What if capes are my weapons of choice? WHAT THEN.
4) I could also get a bear to wear the capes. I'm pretty sure.
5) I could POSSIBLY get a bear to bear the capes? Idk how easy to train bears are but I could probably pay a guy to get bears to do that. Capes.
6) I just threw a shoe at my mom's greenhouse. JUST TO SPITE YOU. That is the kind of life I lead! Can't be tamed. Holla holla 8r8k windows.
7) You may now be tempted to tattle on me to my mom. My mom is SCARY AS SHIT and you do so at your own peril. (Don't tattle on me snitching is for 8-year olds)
8) I just wanted to get to #8 in the list.