first install | audio;

[cava]

[a voice comes through, clearly being run through a filter.]

Ça va, ça va, ça va?

I've already examined the FAQ, after doing a bit of digging. I would dismiss this all as nonsense, were it not that I attempted using the numbers on a piece of paper. From there, I'm sure you can guess at the result.

Très intéressant.

I'll spare the usual questions, and leave you to whatever it is you hope to accomplish. Frankly, all this talk of heroism hurts to hear! I don't have the time to spare for such nonsense. But, once more, don't mind me. I look forward to seeing how this plays out regardless.

I bid you bonne chance, Numbers Club.

Comments

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[cava]

Was that meant to be coherent?

video;

[drama8om8]

J'adore la baguette. Merde.

text;

[cava]

I'm going to assume your train of thought has entirely derailed.

text;

[drama8om8]

Oui! Le choochoo is... le derailed. Sacré bleu! Pot pourri. Hors d'oeuvres.

text;

[cava]

[]

[score 1 for cain]

No survivors. Tragic.

audio;

[drama8om8]

[ she's

almost out of french phrases

um ]

Crème brûlée.

text;

[cava]

No thank you, mademoiselle.

audio;

[drama8om8]

Your loss! What's French for "fuckstick loser pooplord douchebag?" I want to call you that while still maintaining my air of class and mystery.

text;

[cava]

A lost cause at this point.

video;

[drama8om8]

...Huh! The google says it's "fuckstick perdant -" [pronounced wrong, obvs] "- pooplord douchebag." Coincidence! Some things must like. Transcend language.

Tragically beautiful.

text;

[cava]

Because Google Translate is entirely faultless.

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[drama8om8]

Not as faulty as the face you presumably have. Oh snap!

video;

[cava]

[and just a brief little clip with the camera turning on for only a moment, with Cain leaning back slightly and smirking like a motherfucker before switching it off.]

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[drama8om8]

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[drama8om8]

FAULTY AS SHIT.

audio;

[cava]

[look he's laughing at you again]

video;

[drama8om8]

SHUT YOUR LOUSY GODDAMN STUPID FAULTY HOTFACE YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND YOU AND "PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS" YOUR ASS AND YOU WILL CRY ABOUT IT AND I WILL RECORD THE CRYING AND EVERYBODY WILL LAUGH AT YOU AND YOUR FACE.

text;

[cava]

Are you done?

[UNBELIEVABLY BORED YOU HAVE NO IDEA

ok no he thinks this is hilarious]

video;

[drama8om8]

I will never be done. You'll see, Unfairly Facially Acceptable guy! You'll see.

[ sinking out of sight of the webcam ]

You'll seeeeeeee...

[ ONLY A HAND VISIBLE NOW ]

...eeeeeeee...

[ AND REACHING UP TO TURN IT OFF WASN'T THAT OMINOUS ]