"Sweet eggs are never a necessity. Have you even tried western food?" Van raised a brow wondering how high this guy would turn up his nose if he put a cheese burger or a pizza in front of him.

"I know where they have some great pie. You can't be so racist you'd say no to pie. That's not sexy, Cat lady. You'll never get chicks with a pie hating attitude." Racism doesn't help either, but right now that's not important.