first selfishness [video; mirror]

[selfabsorbed]

-and one!

[ There is now a young teenage girl staring in wonder at the network feed - which is showing up in her bathroom mirror. It's obviously a bathroom, and the mirror's still fogged up from a shower - though thankfully it's done with and the girl is dressed in a dress of some sort instead of fresh out. ]

This is so weird... what is this? It's... it's cool!

[ She just continues to stare at the mirror for a minute... and then she whips out a smartphone and quickly snaps a photograph of it. ]

I have to show this to my friends! Ah, mass send, mass send...

[ ........Somebody should probably stop her before she ruins the entire secret thing. ]

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[enrages]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, DROP THAT FUCKING PHONE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, WOMAN.

[lackinginfaith]

What.

*What's a beauty queen doing in your mirror, Regina?

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[selfabsorbed]

.....People can see this!?! [ Yeah, that gets her to stop, but only because she's now peering even more intently at the mirror.

She waves a hand in front of it. CAN YOU SEE HER WAVING HER HAND!? ]

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[originaloddcouple]

Look Miria, someone else wrote it in the mirror too!

Oh, so it wasn't just me. That's a relief!

Hello there, mirror girl! How are you doing?

[selfabsorbed]

[ . . . . ]

There's somebody in my mirror now.



[ ....She takes a picture with her smartphone. ]

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[enrages]

Yes, yes we can. Plot twist: you're embarrassing yourself in front of a large sum of people over a SECRET network.

Emphasis on the SECRET. As in DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT.

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[doomedtheworld]

Don't bother. They won't be able to see it.

[lackinginfaith]

Normal people aren't going to see this anyway.

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[selfabsorbed]

Now there's two people in my mirror!

Ah, but I'm not "mirror girl." I'm Regina! You're the mirror people.

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[originaloddcouple]

We are?!

That doesn't seem right...

But we did write the numbers in a mirror first...

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[selfabsorbed]

But I have a picture of it. Right here. [ She holds up her smartphone. ]

My phone can send pictures. Most phones can do that. Didn't you know that?

Do you not have a phone? That's kind of sad.

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[originaloddcouple]

Miria! We're mirror people!

NO WAY!

[selfabsorbed]

If you can see, then how many fingers am I holding up? [ She holds up three fingers.

REGINA STOP you're not even replying to the important part! ]

[enrages]

Three, you poor excuse for an intellectual being. Here, I can also answer this for you-- how many brain cells do you have? The answer's none.

[selfabsorbed]

Normal people? You mean like boring people?

Or poor people?

My friends aren't poor. Some of them are pretty boring, though. [ W o w Regina... ]

[lackinginfaith]

...I'll never understand what kind of destiny invites these people.

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[doomedtheworld]

[She actually doesn't, but that's not really the point. She's actually having this conversation in a notebook.]

I know that but only people who can access this network can even see it.

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[selfabsorbed]

If I didn't have any brain cells I'd be dead. At least try to make sense.

[selfabsorbed]

[ Idea! ] Oh, maybe I should text my parents! They'd probably know all about this secret network thing.

[selfabsorbed]

What do you mean by that? [ That sounded kind of vaguely like an insult! ]

[enrages]

Don't do that.

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[selfabsorbed]

[ That earns a laugh from Regina. ]

I like you, mirror people!

[lackinginfaith]

It's something that doesn't matter. *sigh* Do you realize that you can't tell anyone about these things?

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[selfabsorbed]

So then I'll just give my friends access! [ Yup, that's totally it, Regina. Don't question why they can't see it, just somehow give them access even though this is your own first time using it. ]

[selfabsorbed]

Why not? They know all about this sort of thing.