[Video] An important message from your local stoner.

[coulrage]

[The video feed is basically just a shot of his jaw, which is covered in little specks of minor burns. Interesting for those who know him offline, he's missing his makeup just for this.]

P-S-A, don't try to light sparklers with a cigarette. You get these little fuckers all over your face. [That chuckle betrays that he's still not exactly sober at the moment.] Y'all prob'ly know that but just in case.

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[thorny]

Nothing about this is fun, unless someone decides to blow their hands off nearby in the next hour or so.

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[coulrage]

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damn gurl u r scary

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[thorny]

There's nothing frightening about feeling satisfied at seeing someone's stupidity come back to haunt them.

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[coulrage]

...YES THERE FUCKIN IS
people getting hurt
IS NOT FUCKIN FUNNY
ok???

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[thorny]

On the contrary, depending on the circumstances it can be absolutely hilarious.

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[coulrage]

no its not its fuckin terrifying

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[thorny]

Then you've never had the right circumstances to appreciate it.

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[coulrage]

i dont WANT the right circumstances i dont want anyone getting hurt

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[thorny]

You can't have everything you want in this life, and injuries are one of those nasty little unavoidable things.

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[coulrage]

ok u know wat ur scary i dont like u
just
can u not talk 2 me

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[thorny]

No. As today seems intent on hammering into everyone's skulls, this is a country of boundless freedom including that of conversation. ☆～（ゝ。∂）

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[coulrage]

just go away b4 i brake somethin plz

text; i'm so sorry for this whole thread cry

[thorny]

No.

text; shhh never be sorry //paps

[coulrage]

no really
go
AWAY
NOW

text; i can't help it haha she's so mean

[thorny]

No, I won't.

text; good thing writing this is so much fun then >v>

[coulrage]

GOTHEFUCKAWAYIWILLKILLYOU

text; lmao very true

[thorny]

You don't even know who I am. Empty threats aren't worth much.

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[coulrage]

DONTTEMPTME
ICANFINDYOU
IWILLFINDYOU
SLEEPWITHYOURMOTHERFUCKINEYESOPEN

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[thorny]

You're no bogeyman. I do hope that you find some other way to let all of that pointless anger out before it pops you, because you've done a very poor job of frightening me.

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[coulrage]

[This reply takes a while because he's busy breaking everything in reach and shrieking for a bit.]

HATEYOUHATEYOUHATEYOUHATEYOUGOAWAYGODIELEAVEMEALONE

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[thorny]

Or what, you'll keep sending capslock messages at me? I still have some time before the holiday ruckus dies down enough to let me sleep, so I think I'll simply continue.