dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (So what's it going to take?)
dead_black_eyes ([personal profile] dead_black_eyes) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2015-02-10 02:44 pm

Entry #B-2: "Bi" [Video/Action, February 10, Doppel!L]

Guten Tag, beautiful people. Greetings from F├╝ssen.

[The man looking into the camera is clearly Lazarus, also known to many as L, but even a cursory glance says that something is strange and pretty wrong. First of all, he's wearing a Hawaiian-print button-up shirt, cinched at the hips with a fanny pack, and he has a camera strung around his neck. He looks like he's going for the "stereotypical American tourist" look. Furthermore, he's eating bacon, and it looks like it's an ecstatic experience for him on several levels. The way his mouth tears at at it, the occasional moan, and the way he licks and sucks his fingers clean, desperate to get the very last traces of grease... it's almost obscene, and definitely not Kosher.

When he speaks, he also makes liberal use of the vocal fry phenomenon, which is definitely a departure from his typical monotone.]


Everyone's working way too hard lately. Come to the castle and get lost with me for a little while? Well... "lost", if you know what I mean, but I'm guiding a discounted tour here in a little while. I'm really anxious to see the Mad King's bedroom, can you imagine what he got up to in there? I'm sure there are stories, and stories, and that they're not even close to being finished.

[If you're skipping contacting him through the network and have sought him out in person, he's just as happy to see you... if you're over 18. If not, prepare for some condescension.]
solvethepuzzle: (Wary)

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[personal profile] solvethepuzzle 2015-02-10 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Nathan would really like all of this to stop now. This is in its own way almost as frightening as Lily being aggressive.]

No, that's . . . quite all right.
solvethepuzzle: (Neutral)

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[personal profile] solvethepuzzle 2015-02-11 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
What's the matter with you? [Honestly, he has a rather good idea considering what else has sprung up on the network today and a conversation he's managed to have.

[But . . . he still has to ask. And might not be quite understanding the way Lazarus's words are leaning.]

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radiantchicken: (only so many)

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[As soon as Torin saw this broadcast, he wordlessly left for Germany. Someone has clearly suffered a head injury and needs to be brought home. This can be the only explanation. And it has taken him a while, but...]

L! There you are!
radiantchicken: (from what is)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2015-02-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
No, thank you, I do not want any bacon.

[Well. That's quite unusual. Torin is not at all used to being cuddled up to, let alone from L. His hand shoots out to feel L's forehead, checking for some sort of fever.]

Are you feeling all right?

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charcoalfeather: (But why?)

[Video/action] - doppelganger

[personal profile] charcoalfeather 2015-02-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you have to be so fucking loud?

[Yes, she's in the same area as him. Yes, she's talking to him through video instead of simply going to talk to him. Rakka hated dealing with people if she could avoid it.]
charcoalfeather: (What's wrong with this ring?)

[personal profile] charcoalfeather 2015-02-11 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she glances down, not making eye contact, instead focusing on the phone in her possession.]

That's some kind of damn innuendo, isn't it?

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evowhisperer: Made by Icedlightning! (Say WHAT)

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... L?

Are you feeling alright?
evowhisperer: (Come again?)

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[personal profile] evowhisperer 2015-02-11 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about?

Something's off. You're not acting the way you normally do.

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oncedevil: (doppel 2)

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Why is he there? Trying to avoid crowds, really. Not that the gift shop is an ideal place for that, but pretending to be interested in the various bits and baubles was effective in keeping people from talking to him.

For the most part.

He hears his name and turns, leveling an icy scowl on strange man in the inappropriate shirt. The only reason he doesn't coldly turn away again is because he looks familiar. L, wasn't it? Something like that. How strange...

"Could you be any louder?" Yes that is hello.

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alilyinthemoonslight: (Yuri - considering)

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[Blank. Staring.

This is all officially way too much.]


...castle?
alilyinthemoonslight: (Yuri - Quietly annoyed)

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[Eyebrow raise. "Princess," huh.] Mm, I suppose I would...

Kind of an odd place to be hanging out though, don't you think?

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oncedevil: (Huh?)

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[He was apparently napping when this exploded. What the heck happened here?]

Uh, L? You feeling okay? Since when do you give tours?
oncedevil: (Well look at you)

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[Who are you and what have you done with L?]

Uh. Whut?

[That's exactly how he pronounced it, too. A deeply confused 'whut'.]

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grannyfucker: (it's redfoo with the big afro)

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[That bacon was a disturbing sight to see.]

Jesus
, man! How's about you take that bacon up to the king's bedroom with you, huh? Somewhere where there aren't children watching!
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Oh yeah, I bet you are, fella, why don't you go demonstrate just how flexible you are to the bacon you're probably plannin' on shoving up your rectum, eh?

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