I want to ask about love and problems with it, but not where everyone can see. If you have time, could you message only me so I can ask? I'm free always except for mealtimes! And more advice is better!
THAT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE REALLY THEY COULD GO SEE CIRKE DOO SOLAYL OR A MAGIC SHOW OR EVEN THE SHOW AT THE PLACE I WORK WE HAVE AN OUTRAGEOUS ELVIS TRIBUTE THAT WE DO
THAT'S WHERE YOU WATCH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WEARING CRAZY OUTFITS DOING CRAZY TRICKS TO MUSIC AND IT'S REALLY PRETTY TRIPPY AND WEIRD BUT OUTRAGEOUSLY ENJOYABLE AT THE SAME TIME KIND OF LIKE A CIRCUS ON DRUGS
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN JUST WALK UP AND JOIN BUT SOMETIMES I THINK THEY HAVE AUDITIONS AND THINGS I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'D FILL UP ALL THE SLOTS OTHERWISE
[And she'll be waiting for him at the teleporter. When he shows up, she's busy evading an employee who is trying to get a hold of the dog - after all dogs are not allowed in here...
[Floweregg will struggle a bit until she is deposited on Arthur's shoulder, while the employee puts her hands on her hips and starts scolding him.]
Dogs are strictly forbidden in this house, we would ask you to not bring your dog in again, sir. It's both for the safety of our costumers and for everyone's comfort.
She's a GOOD DOG--wouldn't cause any problems for anyone!
[At least Arthur's confident about his ability to smuggle her back to the teleporter when the time comes--he's been sneaking booze into sporting events long enough that this should be a piece of cake.]
You can stay the night, too! We have a big couch, and my mistress has said that I'm always allowed to bring a friend over as long as they're numbered and she knows them, and she's met you!
OUTRAGEOUS! I might have to spend a little time in there--see, I kind of DRY OUT if I DON'T GET EXPOSED TO WATER pretty often! I've been sleeping in a tub at home!
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THAT'S WHY I HELP PEOPLE GET MARRIED AT A DRIVE THRU CHAPEL
[He is completely, honestly sincere about this.]
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OR THEY'LL BE AT A SHOW AND THEN PARTY PRETTY HARD AND THEN IT'S SUDDENLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA AFTER THEY'VE HAD A LOT OF MARGARITAS
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[This sounds all very promising! A show and partying very hard and pizzas!]
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[Arthur, no, it's Cirque Du Soleil...]
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[This is not getting better.]
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[Well, this was not why she made the post but NOW SHE'S HOOKED THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN.]
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[Too bad neither of them can spell Cirque Du Soleil properly in order to send it...]
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And they will get much better and then we should go there!
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YES THIS IS THE BEST MOST OUTRAGEOUS PLAN WE COULD HAVE COME UP WITH
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When do you have time to write the letter? I can come over any time!
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DO YOU WANT TO DO IT NOW I'M FREE FOR THE DAY
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Yes!
Can you pick me up from the teleporter?
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She heads straight for Arthur when she sees him.]
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[There's a cheerful wave as he goes trotting over to pick up the puppy.]
It's alright, I got her!
[Calm down, employee, calm down!]
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Dogs are strictly forbidden in this house, we would ask you to not bring your dog in again, sir. It's both for the safety of our costumers and for everyone's comfort.
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[But he's getting out of there anyway.]
She's a GOOD DOG--wouldn't cause any problems for anyone!
[At least Arthur's confident about his ability to smuggle her back to the teleporter when the time comes--he's been sneaking booze into sporting events long enough that this should be a piece of cake.]
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[The employee watches wearily as Arthur makes his exit, and Floweregg stays quiet until they are out of sight and earshot.]
She was really mean!
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[There is a reassuring pat with that.]
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[There's a long pause.]
How big is your BATHTUB?
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[So.... a man of Arthur's side might fit in there.]
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....did you use to be a frog? [Hey, it's always a possibility!]
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FROGS ARE AMPHIBIANS! You can't TRUST an AMPHIBIAN!
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[This sounds like important and valid information to have.]
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...and all beings need water, even plants that cannot go into the water.
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[So this is a little more illogical without the "living in Atlantis" context his past self had...]
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Maybe she just doesn't understand this because she's a dog. She'll just sit in silence for a while.]
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