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savetheearth2013-05-30 08:41 pm
italktofish) wrote in savetheearth2013-05-30 08:41 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- bleach: renji abarai,
- book of night with moon: arhu,
- brave and the bold: aquaman,
- code geass: kallen kouzuki,
- eternal darkness: anthony,
- evangelion: asuka langley soryu,
- homestuck: the psiioniic,
- moon child: sho,
- my little pony: rarity,
- pokemon: haruka,
- princess tutu: mytho,
- s-cry-ed: kazuma,
- s-cry-ed: kunihiko kimishima,
- the world ends with you: sho minamimoto,
- transformers g1: starscream,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
Adventure 02 | Various
[So, ever since he's found the network, Arthur has been so excited at finding a bunch of new people to talk to. And he's been trying quite hard to talk with everyone! Over the past few days, he's left a series of messages on the network of varying levels of unimportance. Indulge him? Tell him to quit spamming with this mess? Pick your poison; just specify which message you're replying to!]
[Text and Picture, Backdated to Saturday, May 25]
HOW HARD DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE TO ADOPT ONE OF THESE
IT WOULD BE GREAT WE COULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER
[Video, Backdated to Sunday, May 26]
[So it's late at night, but look, there's Arthur making another video transmission. He's pointing it at the TV, which is playing a commercial for some spray-can sealant that seals stuff so well, it can even make a functional raft out of a screen door.]
Do you think that stuff actually WORKS?
[Video, Backdated to Monday, May 27]
[The video feed opens, and once again, Arthur is sitting there with Slippy, his goldfish.]
Look! Slippy's learned a new trick! Slippy! What's four plus four?
[The fish will swim around in a quick figure 8. It can't really do math; it just knows that when Arthur asks it what four plus four is, it is to swim around in this pattern.]
OUTRAGEOUS, isn't it?
[Doodle on a Paper Bag, Backdated to Tuesday, May 28]
[Arthur's stuck in traffic, so what better way to pass the time than to doodle on a paper bag? He's made a goofy cartoony drawing of a smiling fish with a speech bubble proudly proclaiming "HELLO!" to everyone.]
[Forwarded Email, Backdated to Wednesday, May 29]
[Arthur has decided to brighten everyone's day, so he has forwarded an email to the entire network! It's quite obviously a forwarded email and not something Arthur has written himself (attached is a list of email addresses of every poor person who was ever sent this thing, and it's probably been making the rounds since 2003 or so), but it's still bad enough.]
just remember that you are important
S~M~I~L~E
*~*~*~*~*~*~*tomorrow is going to be a great day*~*~*~*~*~*~*
[The message runs on a lot longer in a similar fashion all "inspirational"-like and in "whimsical" purple Comic Sans. He really shouldn't pass on any more emails Granny Curry sends him...]
[Video, Thursday, May 30"]
[Arthur's cheerfully waving at the camera before starting to speak.]
So, I got thrown out of the grocery store today! Can you BELIEVE that? All I was trying to do was to have a nice conversation with the lobsters, and they threw me out, just like that! I was even trying to be quiet about it, too...!
[And now he's holding up a live lobster.]
At least they still let me take Charlene here home!
[Text and Picture, Backdated to Saturday, May 25]
HOW HARD DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE TO ADOPT ONE OF THESE
IT WOULD BE GREAT WE COULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER
[Video, Backdated to Sunday, May 26]
[So it's late at night, but look, there's Arthur making another video transmission. He's pointing it at the TV, which is playing a commercial for some spray-can sealant that seals stuff so well, it can even make a functional raft out of a screen door.]
Do you think that stuff actually WORKS?
[Video, Backdated to Monday, May 27]
[The video feed opens, and once again, Arthur is sitting there with Slippy, his goldfish.]
Look! Slippy's learned a new trick! Slippy! What's four plus four?
[The fish will swim around in a quick figure 8. It can't really do math; it just knows that when Arthur asks it what four plus four is, it is to swim around in this pattern.]
OUTRAGEOUS, isn't it?
[Doodle on a Paper Bag, Backdated to Tuesday, May 28]
[Arthur's stuck in traffic, so what better way to pass the time than to doodle on a paper bag? He's made a goofy cartoony drawing of a smiling fish with a speech bubble proudly proclaiming "HELLO!" to everyone.]
[Forwarded Email, Backdated to Wednesday, May 29]
[Arthur has decided to brighten everyone's day, so he has forwarded an email to the entire network! It's quite obviously a forwarded email and not something Arthur has written himself (attached is a list of email addresses of every poor person who was ever sent this thing, and it's probably been making the rounds since 2003 or so), but it's still bad enough.]
just remember that you are important
S~M~I~L~E
*~*~*~*~*~*~*tomorrow is going to be a great day*~*~*~*~*~*~*
[The message runs on a lot longer in a similar fashion all "inspirational"-like and in "whimsical" purple Comic Sans. He really shouldn't pass on any more emails Granny Curry sends him...]
[Video, Thursday, May 30"]
[Arthur's cheerfully waving at the camera before starting to speak.]
So, I got thrown out of the grocery store today! Can you BELIEVE that? All I was trying to do was to have a nice conversation with the lobsters, and they threw me out, just like that! I was even trying to be quiet about it, too...!
[And now he's holding up a live lobster.]
At least they still let me take Charlene here home!
voice | May 30
Dude, maybe you should just stay away from seafood counters entirely...and pet shops...probably marine parks, too.
Uh...come to think of it, you might wanna stay away from the beach as well.
[Video]
[Well, at least he's not outright arguing over the wisdom of his staying away from the others.]
[Video]
Okay... uh, just try not to talk to anybody, 'cause dude? You really seem to suck at stealth.
[Video]
[Voice] | And dammit the last one was supposed to be voice too
[Video]
[Well, at least he's not going to be marching out there with a lobster on a leash...]
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Voice]
['Cause yeah, he has no faith in Arthur's ability to sneak anywhere.]
[Video]
[Voice]
I dunno man, shit just seems to happen to you whether you let it or not.
[Video]
[So he says, anyway.]
[Voice]
[And you know it's bad when Kenji can poke holes in your argument.]
[Voice]
Hey, I'm only human! And I can learn from my mistakes! I'll take care of things THIS time!
[Voice]
Yeah, okay man. Maybe I'll see you guys out there sometime.
So, how's Slippy doing these days?
[Good God, why is he encouraging this?]
[Voice]
[He's encouraging this because it's awesome, clearly.]
[Voice]
[Yeah, he suddenly realizes that he has no idea what fish actually do.]
...take care of business, or whatever.
[Voice]
[And large adults, before they learned to talked to fish and should have known better anyway!]
[Voice]
Although....
He might be even happier if you got him a girl.
[...Why, Kenji? Why?]
[Voice]
That's a GREAT idea! I'm sure he'd love a lady friend!
[Kenji, what have you DONE?]
[Voice]
[A gay fish? Is that even possible? Wtf, Kenji?]
[Voice]
[Not like Arthur is arguing over the possibility of the fish being gay...]
[Voice]
[Voice]
Hey, Slippy? What say you to a lady friend in there to keep you company?
[He goes silent for a few moments.]
Aha! He says he'd rather like a lady friend!
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Voice]