The Great Hero Hamel (
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savetheearth2014-06-28 11:45 pm
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006 | Video [dated 30/6]
[After a week of radio silence, Emil is broadcasting from his room. He’s without a hat today, horn visible through his blonde hair. He also gave up the contacts, showing his now red eyes. People who know him might notice he’s more subdued than usual, but then again he almost got murdered violently.]
You all heard about that mob incident in Vegas. Some of you probably have questions, so… here goes.
[A pause. He looks very serious.]
Yes, it was a lot like being in a zombie movie, except these guys weren’t rotting and they didn’t try to eat my brain. Also, little old ladies are strangely strong. Walkers are deadly weapons, it’s scary.
[Sigh.]
Anyway. The cultists are having a field day with this. I thought going back to Locke would get them off my back but they keep sending me these facebook messages. I think some of them are supposed to be encouraging but it’s just creepy as fuck:
”Face your true self.”
“You let us down you’re an asshole”. This guy spelled “you’re” wrong. Dick.
“Work harder exclamation mark exclamation mark. You’re a child of the shell exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark” and so on. Next.
”The great lobster is displeased”, “Sorry if I hit you” - huh, that’s nice actually - “That horn is really cute”, “Don’t be afraid just look inside”, “You owe me a new megaphone” - uh. [He looks away, sheepish.] This one has a point... anyway, you get the picture. I got like dozens of these. It’s really annoying.
[He rubs his eyes. Now it’s obvious he’s trying hard to keep up appearance.]
I dunno. There’s always a chance of outing yourself but I wish it was nicer than failed cult icon and “demon kid destroys a fountain.”
[And he turns off the video.]
You all heard about that mob incident in Vegas. Some of you probably have questions, so… here goes.
[A pause. He looks very serious.]
Yes, it was a lot like being in a zombie movie, except these guys weren’t rotting and they didn’t try to eat my brain. Also, little old ladies are strangely strong. Walkers are deadly weapons, it’s scary.
[Sigh.]
Anyway. The cultists are having a field day with this. I thought going back to Locke would get them off my back but they keep sending me these facebook messages. I think some of them are supposed to be encouraging but it’s just creepy as fuck:
”Face your true self.”
“You let us down you’re an asshole”. This guy spelled “you’re” wrong. Dick.
“Work harder exclamation mark exclamation mark. You’re a child of the shell exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark” and so on. Next.
”The great lobster is displeased”, “Sorry if I hit you” - huh, that’s nice actually - “That horn is really cute”, “Don’t be afraid just look inside”, “You owe me a new megaphone” - uh. [He looks away, sheepish.] This one has a point... anyway, you get the picture. I got like dozens of these. It’s really annoying.
[He rubs his eyes. Now it’s obvious he’s trying hard to keep up appearance.]
I dunno. There’s always a chance of outing yourself but I wish it was nicer than failed cult icon and “demon kid destroys a fountain.”
[And he turns off the video.]
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Tell me you still have your soul in your body.
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So uh. Where is it?
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Don't get any ideas.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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Can't you like. Swallow it or something and put it back? I mean it doesn't look safe...
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I didn't even think about the acid thing.
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So I just remembered something. You know anything about putting different pearls to mess with people?
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No, just something I was thinking about that doesn't actually count as what you were saying. There was someone stealing them, but he was just setting them into a crown for some reason.
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I remembered something about taking people's souls out - they look like pearls, too - and putting something else in their body so they'll be like puppets.
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Maybe her hair was really pink and she just dyed it.
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But you have legs.
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