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Has anyone seen Aria posting on the network? I haven't seen her here or at home in nearly two weeks.

I'm starting to think she might have lost all her pulses. And I'm pretty sure she was only ever still around any more as a ghost because of them in the first place so...unless anyone has seen her posting stuff, I think this means she's really dead now. Again. This time permanently.

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Actually, I just remembered something that might explain it.

There was this other ghost, anything or anyone around him would always be super unlucky. He hid in people's shadows a lot, without anyone ever noticing.

...You think he might be here?

Danny are you t8lling me I h8ve a gh8st stalk8r

...you might.

Yeah that happened 8efore. To Vriska, I mean.
Spooky shadow ghosts. And the White Text Guy was telling me to kill people to make them go away!
Sounds a8out right, huh.

I still don't remember any White Text Guy, but yeah. I only remember the one shadow ghost, but it sounds pretty close.

Uh. Just fyi I was. Kiiiiiiiind of completely alone when all the ghost shit was happening.
And only the White Text Guy knew a8out it! And how to make it stop.
Kind of like he was a ghost expert. A super creepy asshole of a ghost expert who got his jollies 8y 8eing mean to preteen girls.
Are you SURE you weren't him? 8ecause the evidence is kind of piling up here.

The creepy douchey 8it isn't more evidence. O8viously. You're less douche and more ween. ::::I

For the record, this is the only time I'll take being called "more ween" as a compliment.

But no, I don't remember typing in white or being mean to preteen girls. Although the ghost expert thing and being the only one to know about the weird bad luck ghost stuff...that is pretty fishy.

Noted, Lord Weeningsworthy!
8ut ok. May8e there is another explan8tion.
May8e you were just CONNECTED to the White Text Guy! Like you taught him the ghost shit or you learned the ghost shit from him or something.
Except I guess that means you must have 8een in cahoots?
8ut that might not 8e as 8ad as it sounds! Like that whole thing where oast me murdered a 8unch of people and 8linded her sister. Which was all super ok and not evil in context! Pro8a8ly. ::::)

Maybe...that might make more sense.

Do you think the white text guy was actually white? Like--actually all dressed in white with pure white skin and all? Because I do remember a guy like that. He called himself my judge, jury, jailer, and executioner. But mostly my executioner.

Iunno. I don't remem8er nothing a8out what he looked like.
And I guess Vriska pro8a8ly didn't even know! What with me only remem8ering him in connection with his o8noxious white text that I had to highlight to read. Like uncovering the world's lamiest fossil!
Holy 8alls, fellow paleontologists, it sure does look like we just found the legendary COLOSSAL SACK OF SHITOSAUR. 8etter wrap it up and put it up in a little display case in the MUSEUM OF UN8ELIEVA8LE F8CKING CR8P so every8ody can see it!
Meaning uh may8e. Saying douchey things like that DOES sound like him.
And he was all a8out getting off on murder! I distinctly remem8er him telling me that to stop the ghosts haunting me I had to

[ ...Kill Aradia haha OH WOW THIS IS AWKWARD ]

do some pretty 8ad stuff. So that was pro8a8ly him!

Sounds like it. He sentenced me to 1000 years in jail before I broke out. I don't remember being told anything about having to do bad stuff while I was there, but he did want to kill me. Or, however killing half-ghosts works.

[In a way he's actually kind of relieved. His jailer being a noted Douchebag is a good explanation for why he was in prison in the first place. Maybe he didn't commit some heinous crime after all!]

Killing ghosts was totally a thing, dude. Vriska was all a8out that shit!
8ecause for some reason a 8uttload of ghosts had to 8e sacrificed to stop this one universe-destroying asshole called Lord English. And it was me who did it!
Fuck if I know WHY, haha. Unless English was a ghost too, I guess? And I was just killing as many as I could to try and find the right one???????? ::::|a

You've mentioned the Lord English guy before, too. What's his deal, anyway?

I don't remem8er a whole lot! Like what he looked like and junk.
8ut he destroyed entire universes. Plural 100% intentional. And he was so incredi8ly dangerous and evil that I was willing to sacrifice thousands upon thousands of ghosts to try and stop him.
I guess he must have had some kind of ghostly shit gong on? Like I distinctly remem8er referring to the ghost sacrifices as 88 8ait! So I guess either he 8 ghosts as well or he was affili8ted with them in some way.
He was super powerful, too. And I remem8er that he was the Lord of Time!

Jeez. We were up against that?

Uh-huh. Me specifically! What with me 8eing Jesus and f8ted to kill him and junk.
I don't even know if I succeeded! Or if it would mean anything anyway now we know reincarn8tion is a thing.
Kind of makes everything seem futile as fuck. Until I think a8out how incredi8le my hair is, and then my life has meaning once more. ::::)

Well, aren't you supposed to get reincarnated according to how good you were in your past life? So like if you were a super evil ghost-murdering bad guy, you'd get reincarnated as a fly or something. Like karma, kind of.

Even if he did get reincarnated, he might just be some fly. Heck, we might've already swatted him to death or something.

........That WOULD 8e incredi8ly appropri8.
What with the spider theme I have going on!
Spidergirl swatting Lord Flyglish seems like some pretty 8adass reincarn8ted justice. ::::|a

So maybe it all worked itself out already! And he would've been reincarnated to some other universe or something, but that's not our problem any more--it's not like he can travel across universes to do anything to us now!

...he can't travel across universes or anything, right?

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