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[So this time he has his number written on a window in his living room and well, people are actually free not to recognize him. For once, he's actually posting to the network not drunk or talking about illegal substances, but rather, he's wearing this outfit, trying his hardest to look serious and not laugh...]

So, I don't know what you people wore as knights, but I get the feeling that this isn't what most people wear. Then again, I was a magic knight who didn't use magic or something. But, seriously, you'd think we'd get some fuckin' armor or at least something to protect us.

Also, what the hell is up with this? [He pulls on the fabric that is clinging almost skin tight on his waist.] ...I look like a girl.

[He pauses, actually pondering thing.]

Was I a girl?

[But really, look at that outfit and how it nicely goes along his curves, giving him an almost feminine physique.

But seriously, he's not taking this serious at all. He just felt like showing off his dumb new outfit because, really, it looks dumb.]

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i apologize for this douche, i really do.

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[Okay, even George's amusement is gone. He gets he's offensive, but usually not one gives a fuck because who would give a fuck about a high school drop out who smokes pot and drinks all the time? Clearly, he set off someone and didn't even mean to.

New enemies in the world are a lovely thing to get...

But it's now time for George to give this guy a lesson in how this world works.]

Listen, no one cares about my opinion, and let me know that at least I don't care about yours. I have a job and I pay my bills. The real world is a fucked up piece of shit that screws you over even when you try hard to be a 'decent human being'. So really, enjoy your delusional high school life where you're imprisoned by dreams and goals. Maybe you'll achieve your dream, I don't know. But don't you fucking tell me to be a decent human being when the world's fucked me over.

So listen, you piece of shit, take your social justice and shove it up your ass.

[kyoumibukai]

[Lucas just stares at the image on his screen for the span of a couple of seconds. And then, he gives in to a sharp flurry of laughter, edged with a touch of hysteria.]

You don't think I know I'm in prison?! You don't think I pay attention to the shit that goes on in your "real world"?! If the crap that happens to you is enough to stop you from trying to be a decent person, you weren't trying very hard in the first place. I know I'm not at the bottom of this shitshow ladder. I have a lot going for me that a lot of people don't. But I've been shit on by the guy above me, and the guys above him, and so on.

[He closes in on the camera, his face dead serious.]

And that's why I don't punch down. You think that just because you've been shat on that you're at the bottom? Because there are people who don't have jobs and can't pay their bills. Some of them because of the same reasons you're so bitter. And guess what, some of them are the very ones you're shitting on right now.

[He narrows his eyes.]

So this shit world you hate so much? People like you who take the crap they've been handed and pass it down the line to people who have fewer resources than them are why it is so shit. You can stop trying to teach me lessons about how crap this world is because I already know, and that's why I want you to shut your ignorant face.

[He points at the camera]

Because you're a part of it. YOU'RE the problem here. And all I'm doing is trying not to be. Fucker.

[He stands up from the desk he's been seated at and closes the stream, angry enough that he's not willing to listen to this douchebag's reply.]

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[Well... that was something. He just blinks, then shrugs, really, not sure what the hell just happened. Maybe he'll go smoke a joint now. And maybe have some beer.]