telvanni: nobody else plays neloth anyway lbr (blah)
Master Neloth of Great House Telvanni ([personal profile] telvanni) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-04-28 06:52 pm

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[ Today, Nathaniel is broadcasting via a small circular handmirror. It doesn't provide a particularly expansive view, but he needs something portable and he doesn't own a cellphone. And let's be real, nobody needs to see any more of his horrible flowery chintzy living room than is already visible. Ugh.

He isn't looking quite as bored and above-it-all as usual. There's a hint of slightly-undignified excitement in his expression and everything.
]

Loath as I am to take up valuable ephemeral-number-network space, I do have something important to announce. I have created a spell set I believe many of you will be interested in. Observe!

[ Holding his mirror steady in one hand, he waves the other in an elaborately theatrical gesture. For a moment the view from the mirror is obscured in a shower of purplish-white lights, and then... ]

Oh, bugger.

[ ...he isn't in his living room any more. He's outside. The mirror gets turned away from his face to display the location more clearly - Nathaniel has been teleported on top of the roof of a building overlooking the Vegas strip.

Yeah.

After a few seconds, the lightshow obscures the mirror once more. When it dissipates, the view is trained back on Nathaniel back inside his living room.
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I was aiming for a nearby alleyway, I suppose I shall have to recalibrate a tad... But you get the idea. I have achieved instantaneous transportation between Locke City and Las Vegas. I am also capable of enchanting items with the spells involved, so that non-magical persons will be able to use them.

Supplies are limited. As such, should anyone wish to obtain any enchanted items I will require adequate compensation. [A pause.] And I should note that unlike the staves I produced previously, these are entirely unsuitable for vegans.

[ Which doesn't sound ominous at all. ]
titansno: these are IMPORTANT you have to  have at least ONE it's artistic (an icon with negative space)

private video;

[personal profile] titansno 2014-04-29 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[hm how odd, she's not even in the frame at all. it's pointing at the ceiling.]

Impressive. I don't have anything to trade, but there's something I want you to see?
Edited 2014-04-29 07:01 (UTC)
titansno: as an inferior form of entertainment (while looking down on cartoons)

private video; 1/?

[personal profile] titansno 2014-04-29 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[no Mithryn she's seen your place]
titansno: my family of aliens did everything he accuses us of (because he's right about everything.)

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[personal profile] titansno 2014-04-29 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No, it's not that. Just. Here. [shifting the angle, and.]
titansno: my body will actually snap in half (if i lean a little to the left)

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[personal profile] titansno 2014-04-29 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[she shakes her head.]

Try a city on the California coast.
titansno: the aliens guy on history channel (do you know what entertains me?)

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[personal profile] titansno 2014-04-30 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... So, all in all, probably a coincidence, then. [moving on.]

What else do you remember?
titansno: CRIMSON COWL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME (CUZ I'M FUCKING MAGIC)

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[personal profile] titansno 2014-05-11 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what necromancy is, Mr. Mithryn. [she sighs, settling into her seat on the couch.]

Anything about dragons sealed in ancient books? [He might recall this sounds vaguely like that one novel of hers that became wildly popular and then she disowned it.]
titansno: batman is bruce wayne (did you know that)

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[personal profile] titansno 2014-05-20 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[interesting...]

I'd like a look at it. If that'd be all right? [she's curious, what can she say?]