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[pheromonecoffee]

So we all need a break and some fun right? Anthony and I are going to try to eat an entire cake, and there's a really nice bakery cafe thing on Pine so everyone is also invited to try. I, personally, will take any bets from someone who can finish an entire cake. Any takers?

Also I will be drinking hot sauce and coffee since somebody won't leave me alone about it :|;;;; Who wants to miss that? No one wants to miss that. I'm sure I'll laugh about it in thirty years.

3PM, that one on Pine and 4th.

[Action

No he seriously is waiting there at the cafe for anyone to join him. Because what is stupid adventures without friends?

But the more people come the better it is for the bakery owners, right? Totally. So grab a chair, get some coffee and let us all eat until we are sick. Just be prepared for commentary from the kid.]

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[anequal]

[Matt's getting a Look.]

You fucking special ordered that.

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[pheromonecoffee]

You never said I couldn't. [It's nice tho isn't it? Gold fondant just looks rich as hell.]

I won't make you pay for it.

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[anequal]

Motherfucker.

I am glad you're not because I was not prepared for this.

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[pheromonecoffee]

What's gold cake between friends? Think anyone will show?

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[anequal]

Sasha definitely.

She's like a hungry bullshark to blood.

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[pheromonecoffee]

Sasha worries me with her appetite. I think she can out-eat me.

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[anequal]

That is worrying but I also do not doubt this.

Good thing I'm not paying for her.

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[pheromonecoffee]

... Oh my god, we'd go broke.

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[anequal]

She's not hearing word of any chance of us paying for anything.

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[pheromonecoffee]

We speak of it to no one else.

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[anequal]

This a pact.

[shake on it]

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[pheromonecoffee]

[He shakes so seriously.] We take it to our deaths.

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[anequal]

[do they shake A**d and Tr** style.]

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[pheromonecoffee]

[Secret handshake? Fuck yeah.]

[anequal]

[This better equal a rank up.]

[pheromonecoffee]

[I think everyone is a rank up who comes to this. Take it slow or we have to bullshit a serious problem for them to fix so Matt can hit 10 and never talk to anyone again.]

[anequal]

[It's too bad Matt can't intervene on any relationship troubles.

[pheromonecoffee]

[OR CAN HE]

[anequal]

[MAYBE IT IS POSSIBLE.

BUT WHAT SORTA TROUBLE'S EVEN GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAY]

[pheromonecoffee]

[we'll figure it out.]