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[everythingsjake]

Hello?
Is there anyone reading me?
Im jake harley and i would really like some sort of an explanation if anyone has the time.
If someone could just level with me ill get right on the trolley i swear!
Im just a little off the wire with this whole numbers thing.
I mean i am completely sure there is some sort of rational explanation to the whole shebang.
Conspiracy theories after all dont really hold much water especially in an educated society and honestly if this wasnt happening to ME i probably wouldnt believe it even for a second!
I would honestly think whoever was trying to feed me this line was trying to sell me wooden nickels and my shops completely closed for that.
That is to say im testing all the nickels sent my way.
Biting them firm and testing their mettle!

Blimey i think i might have gotten just a bit gummed up there.
Though honestly i cant imagine this is working.
I mean gosh all i did was type in a series of completely unrelated numbers (and believe me i checked, there were SEVERAL diagnostics i could run but none of the mathematical equations *I* know produced any truly identifiable links between any of these blasted figures) into the computer and for all i know im currently chattering away at dead air.
This wouldnt be the first time thats happened if im completely honest but ive never gone on and on expecting some sort of response!

So....um....
I guess on the outside shot that this isnt just a ruse and i havent gone COMPLETELY bonkers...
Is anyone out there?

Comments

[wonk]

yeah thas what i thought

im roxy btw

roxy kurosawa but whoever i was b4 im p sure her name started w the letters lal

bc i called myself capn rolal

[everythingsjake]

.... no *I* called you ro-lal.
Though i have to say miss lalonde i am very happy to know that you like the name enough to adopt it.
If you want me to call you captain though i suppose thats feasible?
Though itd be a lot better if we had a vessel to go with it.

[wonk]

we both did bc i remember typing cap'n rolal 2 some1 in orange named dirk

u get any soperpowers back yet r no

*superpowers

[everythingsjake]

Dirk?
The same Dirk thats on the numbers network?
He didnt type in orange but then AGAIN i didnt type in green until you started talking to me.
And i distinctly remember that i called you capn ro-lal on account of your first name being roxy and your last name being lalonde.
But then i wouldnt be privy to any of your conversations with someone else i suppose.

As far as superpowers uhhh i am absolutely aces with a pair of pistols!
Beyond that not really.
Yourself?

[wonk]

theres a DIRK here?

wtf thats rly weird

anyway superpowers

laser rifle

pumpkins

immortality

[everythingsjake]

Yes he has been extremely helpful in most every regard.
Maybe i could introduce you?

And it sounds as though your superpowers far exceed my own!
Shucks.
How long have you been at this?

[wonk]

yeah send me his number ill get in touch

ive been hear since last august right when school started

[everythingsjake]

His number?
Uh i dont know him THAT well rolal.
I mean i just met him today.

Wow that is an awful long time to be cavorting around in all of this hullabaloo.
Maybe ill be just as full of awesome as you are when ive been here that long!

[wonk]

omf jakey i meant his netowrk number

winks @ u mb u shud ask him 4 his regular number 2