4th ♒ Video (Backdated to 2/16 around noon)

[yerawizarderi]

[First and foremost the network is greeted with this face. There seems to be remnants of some kind of white make up that's been frantically scrubbed off. What follows is--]

OCTAAAWIAAAAA!!!!

[Oh he mad.]

You fuckin' TRAMP! Who gawe you the bloody fuckin' right to do this to ME!? You want to fuckin' go? We can fuckin' go. I will not STAND for this lewel a disrespect!

[He's nearly spitting with anger. With the brief pause in bitching, he's going to hold up this little number.]

How did you ewen do it? Who the bleedin' FUCK is your accomplice? Bubblegum bitches? What're you some Marina and the Diamonds knock off, 'cos really, you could not be any less clewer.

[Dropping the poster with Octavia's face on it, he brings his fingers up to rub at his temples. God, he is too hung over for this shit.]

Mark my fuckin' words, Oct, this ain't goin' to be owerlooked, I am gonna make you fuckin' pay if it's the LAST thing I ewer do.

Comments

Voice;

[vetala]

Do you two really think that the network is the best place to yell at each other about your... weird... rivalry thing?

Voice; 1/2

[yerawizarderi]

Like I giwe a shit--

Voice; 2/2

[yerawizarderi]

[Wait... rivalry thing??? uHHH,,,]

It's--this ain't no riwalry thing! Fuck, why would you ewen IMPLY that. Wow, fuckin' no.

Voice;

[vetala]

See, you say that, but it looks like a rivalry from where I'm standing. And over...

You can't see it but I'm making a very 'do explain' gesture right now.

Voice;

[yerawizarderi]

Uh. Look it's not a riwalry, it just ain't. It's this like, completely platonic rewenge thing, kinda.

[Wow he feels a little flustered trying to sidestep this.]

LOOK, I don't CARE what it looks like, it just ain't THAT, alright?!

Voice;

[vetala]

Are you and Tavia talking about that whole hate-romance thing that for some reason you both seem to think is a startlingly new concept because neither of you have bothered to pick up a book in the romance genre--and I'm going to assume a time span here so forgive me--ever?

Voice; tmw I drew that icon omg

[yerawizarderi]

It ain't completely new, no, but the what lengths this sorta thing goes is fuckin' unheard of to most people. Look, you clearly don't know the definin' lines a what we're sayin' this AIN'T, and ewen the more mundane human-wersion of riwal romance ain't what's happenin' between us neither.

So just. Refrain from callin' it that.

Voice; oh man i totally forgot about that A W K W A R D... Do you mind?

[vetala]

[He sounds so nervous she's not sure she can bring herself to make this worse.
Hahaha, who're we kidding here?] Most people being you two. I understand.

So the defining line is that this is... a platonic rivalry? Do I actually have to say platonic every time? That seems like a waste of effort that could better be spent elsewhere.

Voice; Oh not at all, I'm flattered really! Just always catches me off guard when I see my art

[yerawizarderi]

Oh yeah, 'cos I'm so sure eweryone has heard about people who fuckin' LOATHE each other upholdin' some sorta long term realtionship with each other, bein' totally contentious as FUCK, and fuckin' each other. Yeah, that's totally usual. What sorta trash do you ewen read?

It ain't no riwalry!! That would imply that she's anywhere fuckin' NEAR my caliber, which it takes no genius to figure out she ain't.

Voice; Well it is very good art so good job!!

[vetala]

He says, critiquing the literary taste of someone he doesn't know well while at the same time exposing his hilariously limited worldview and understanding of romantic fiction.

And you say that, but... In that video, you missed a spot. A lot of spots actually.
Although she is denying involvement... But she did leave a card...

You're both such concerning individuals, really.

Voice; aaw thanks!

[yerawizarderi]

I don't really feel the need to introduce myself to such literary rubbish, excuse the fuck outta me.

I KNOW I MISSED A SPOT OR TEN. WE AIN'T CONCERNIN'. AND SHE WAS DEFINITELY INWOLWED, OKAY!?

[he's vaguely frustrated, don't mind him.]

Voice; np np just the truth is all

[vetala]

Well excuse me for attempting to coax you into broadening your horizons. I'll make sure it doesn't happen again, sir.

You're both extremely concerning. First comes dislike, next comes petty vandalism, then someone ends up duct taped to a ceiling and the faculty starts asking questions. I know how this works. [Not that she's speaking from experience or anything...]

Voice; <3

[yerawizarderi]

I don't see how trashy nowels are gonna broaden anythin' but my apparent disgust I'we already got for 'em. But you know what? Fine, maybe I'll giwe a few a read and then I'll just see how right I am to hawe such a opinion.

[aaand he's silent. For a bit.]

Look, that ain't happenin'. Keep your shippin' to yourself, please. Don't you know shippin' real people like that is pretty gross? I mean, honestly. Do you got not shame? Methinks you got no shame.

Voice;

[drama8om8]

KANTI NO.

 

 

Also he's the one yelling, don't bundle me in with him wow what is wrong with you why would you do that why do you hate me I thought we were buddies and pals and friends and stuff.

Voice;

[vetala]

Why no? Do you know something I don't? Are you planning on sharing?

And that is true, but you probably did something to initiate this, because he did something previously to you, and so on and such forth. Part of being friends is sometimes telling your friend that what they are doing is stupid. I think the 'do stupid things with your friend' stage is saved for the best of friends.

[Which explains why she even gets in Karson's car with him in the first place.]

Voice;

[drama8om8]

Did you miss the memo on rivalry for gray alien horn people? The rivalry I stuck up with a giant-ass trigger warning when the spaceship guy told us all to share deets?

Also he ladyslaughtered me. So he started it! With almost-murder.

Voice; 1/2

[vetala]

One moment please.

Voice; 2/2

[vetala]

Is it okay for me to be grossly embarrassed for you now?

Too late.

Voice;

[drama8om8]

Why would you be embarrassed for me? I ain't the one flaunting some gross hateboner all over the network like a tool!

Voice;

[vetala]

Are you not? Because apparently you broke into his house and put... face paint on him? I think? That's what it looks like anyway. Though I suppose if he hadn't blabbed to the network, then it wouldn't have been flaunted at all, which would make your... "hateboner" [Tavia should be able to practically hear the fingerquotes] a very secretive one.

Voice;

[drama8om8]

I didn't put face paint on him! Or break into his house while somebody else did. I was with Alan all night! He can vouch for me. No hateboner.

Voice;

[vetala]

Wait. What? Really? Well... Hmmmm. Why is he yelling at you then? [So easy to confuse sometimes...]

Voice;

[drama8om8]

Because somebody else did it and he's blaming me! Because he is obsessed. It is super unfortunate.

Voice;

[yerawizarderi]

WHAT ABOUT THE POSTERS WITH YOUR UGLY FACE ON IT, HUH?

Voice;

[vetala]

Then why did he show a calling card with what I am pretty sure is your face on it? Though there could be room for doubting. It's a very crude card.