[video via bathroom mirror] nicktoons don't usually acknowledge the existence of penises

[gogoghostpowers]

[Wow, who is this kid?? It sure ain't Danny, that's for sure. No, this is the ugly mug of another network high schooler.]

I figure it's only fair to be completely honest with you guys, network and all, so. I just want to give everyone here fair warning...

[He pulls out a permanent marker and uncaps it. With one hand pushing up his hair, the other hand draws smoothly, elegantly all over his forehead.]




[Anyone who wanted to claim advertising space on this shiny piece of face flesh is just going to have to go elsewhere now. This is the forehead of schlong now.]


...my name is Skyler Veracruz and I'm a gigantic douche!

((OOC: If you play a girl who attends Locke High, feel free to assume that "Skyler" tried flirting with her (horrendously) in the past hour or two before this post.))

Comments

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[decelerate]

[ is this really the best his school can give... ]

nah.

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

...just...'nah'?

I don't get it. What's that supposed to mean?

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[decelerate]

nah as in the dickpic didnt work.

[gogoghostpowers]

...how did you know it was a dickpick, then?

[decelerate]

im saying its not bad enough.

[gogoghostpowers]

[when this response comes, he's already applied more dickage to Skyler's face. Also, his hands.]

Is this better?

[decelerate]

better. you dont have any glitter pens lying around? might as well go all the way.

[gogoghostpowers]

[and sure enough, after Roxy shows up with her stash, Danny does indeed some glitter semen to the forehead cock.

In the background, Dallen may notice that the bathroom stalls and walls are now covered in spray painted dick too.]

How's this?

[decelerate]

[ of course he notices that, grins a little more at his phone. ]

youve got a thumbs up from me. you are now the biggest douche to douche.

[gogoghostpowers]

Awesome! Good to know I've got the approval of the official dickvisor.

[decelerate]

well im sure there are other people who have higher authority than me when it comes to dicks but hey. dickvisor has a nice ring to it.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, you can be the dickvisor to the prime mindickster!

[decelerate]

so whos the prime mindickster??

[gogoghostpowers]

Uh, me? [He points to his thoroughly bedicked face.] Obviously.

[decelerate]

you need a douchier name than skyler veracruz.

[gogoghostpowers]

Hmmm...how's about Prime Mindickster, Skyler Veradouche?

[decelerate]

veradouchemeister.

[gogoghostpowers]

That. Is. Perfect!

I am going to sign a ton of these as Skyler Veradouchemeister.

[decelerate]

dont forget the sparkle glitter and to take pics for proof.

[gogoghostpowers]

There is going to be so much sparkle glitter all over this.

And don't worry, there will be pics. But it's also probably going to be up in the halls for like a month--I'm gonna have a rough time washing all of this out later!

[decelerate]

oh yeah cause youre gonna get in big shit for this, huh. tough luck bro. but idk why anyone would want that stuff gone. its pretty much a nice addition to the place already.

[gogoghostpowers]

It's probably some legal school board kinda thing, I don't know!

Either way, I'm definitely gonna have to pay for it!

[decelerate]

you sound like youre really looking forward to that.

[ weird. ]

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh yeah, the cleanup's like the best part of this whole thing! The more I draw, the more I have to clean up later! Oh boy, I can't wait!

[decelerate]

you like cleaning or something??